{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1805340,"song":"Join Islam - Sye Ten","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11397869-join-islam-sye-ten-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1805340?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"A really simplified version of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’ll share with you the tale of when[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI met some baggy-trousered gentlemen[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Gm[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey spoke with flair and with panache[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]C7[/ch]     \r\nThey all had beards but no moustache[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey had a book called the Qur'an[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\ncontaining some divine and cosmic plan[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Gm[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd then I cringed in fear and dread[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gm[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nas one closed up his book and said[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nJust do it, just do it Do it before you die[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nJoin Islam, come on man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nDon't upset the man in the sky[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThe consequences are dire[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]              \r\nYou'll really piss him off[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nand then he'll burn you in the fire[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]         [ch]C7[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nJust do it, just do it now![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo I said: I can't do it, I can't do it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nI really don't believe in God[/tab]\r\nYour passion and your fashion\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI really think are really rather odd[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNo derision It's my decision[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nand I don't like the idea of a circumcision[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]             [ch]C7[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI won’t do it. I won’t join Islam.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd they said: Join Islam[/tab]\r\nRead the Qur'an\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nLinguistically it’s sublime[/tab]\r\nI’ve checked and\r\nIt’s perfect\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nIn every way and for all time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIt’s righteous It has no likeness[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHere’s a verse with forty-two rhetorical devices[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nJoin Islam Just do it now![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I said: I can’t do it[/tab]\r\nI can’t do it\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nI’ve never felt the need to pray[/tab]\r\nOn a carpet\r\nwith a view of men’s arses\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’m sorry I don’t pray that way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI’m at a disadvantage[/tab]\r\nI can’t read the language\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAll I want is lager and a bacon sandwich[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI can’t do it I won’t join Islam[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd he said: I won’t boast[/tab]\r\nbut first and foremost\r\n[tab]                            [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nask yourself what if you’re wrong.[/tab]\r\nYou believe that something\r\ncame from nothing?\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy faith could never be that strong![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIt’s not pragmatic[/tab]\r\nIt’s un-Quranic\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIt violates the second law of thermodynamics[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThink about it. But don't take to long![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                       \r\nAnd I said: I can’t do it I can’t do it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nNot without some evidence[/tab]\r\nI’m not biassed\r\nJust give me science\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nNone of you are making sense[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIt’s not for me, man[/tab]\r\nLeave me be, man\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nI’d rather pour a glass and drink my daddy’s semen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]             [ch]C7[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI can’t do it. I won’t join Islam[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd they said: \"Brother makes a good point\"[/tab]\r\nJoin islam\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nBut only if you feel inclined[/tab]\r\nOur obsession\r\nis freedom of expression\r\nJust say whatever’s on your mind\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIt’s splendid[/tab]\r\nWe commend it,\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut we reserve the right to never be offended[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nJoin islam, Join islam now[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                        \r\nAnd I said: I can’t do it[/tab]\r\nI can’t do it\r\n[tab]  [ch]C7[/ch]                   \r\nI believe in equality[/tab]\r\nIt’s a given:\r\nrights for women\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nhave no place in your ideology[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNo integration[/tab]\r\nNo education\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe only thing your females get is genital mutilation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]\r\nThat’s final[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI won’t join Islam[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd they said: Join Islam[/tab]\r\nJust do it\r\n[tab]    [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nThe moment is so opportune[/tab]\r\nOur practice:\r\nTo blacklist\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nevery novel and cartoon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nKeep silent[/tab]\r\nWe’re strident,\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWe’ll chop the head off anyone who says we’re violent,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nJoin Islam ,Just do it NOW![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I said: I can’t do it [/tab]\r\nI can’t do it \r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nCensorship I Despise[/tab]\r\nIt’s fair\r\nto declare the\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nuniversal right to criticize[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI don’t want Sharia[/tab]\r\nround here\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nI’d rather pack my bags and move to North Korea[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI won’t do it I won’t join Islam[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd they said: Join Islam Just do it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nWestern women are all whores[/tab]\r\nHere’s my sister\r\nNo man has kissed her\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nJoin us and she’ll be all yours[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nShe’s no shirker[/tab]\r\nA real hard worker\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nShe’ll show you everything she’s got beneath her burqa[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nJust do it! Join Islam now![/tab]\r\n\r\nF           N.C\r\nAnd I said: ALRIGHT!!\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’ll do it[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nI’m a red-blooded male[/tab]\r\nIt’s intriguing\r\nI’m pleading\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nto find out what’s behind her veil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nTo Allah[/tab]\r\nI give my shahada\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]D7[/ch]     \r\nI’m in a state of frenzy and a lustful lather[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’ll do it! I’ll do it now![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’ve done it[/tab]\r\nI’m ready\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nto bang her like a man possessed oh![/tab]\r\nI’m burning\r\nI’m yearning\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] \r\nAs she slowly gets undressed[/tab]\r\nUh oh!\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI stammer[/tab]\r\nI piss my pyjamas\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]D7[/ch]          \r\nCos she’s bog-eyed and her face is like a bag of hammers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI can’t do it, I wanna leave Islam![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAllahu akbar, It says here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nTerms and conditions apply[/tab]\r\nOne small penalty\r\nfor apostasy\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nLeave and you must die[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThere's no compulsion in religion[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut revoking your shahada gets you crucifixion[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou've done it You've done it now![/tab]","plain_text":"A really simplified version of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYour passion and your fashion\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRead the Qur'an\n\nI’ve checked and\nIt’s perfect\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI can’t do it\n\nOn a carpet\nwith a view of men’s arses\n\n\nI can’t read the language\n\n\n\n\nbut first and foremost\n\nYou believe that something\ncame from nothing?\n\n\nIt’s un-Quranic\n\n\n\n\n\nI’m not biassed\nJust give me science\n\n\nLeave me be, man\n\n\n\n\nJoin islam\n\nOur obsession\nis freedom of expression\nJust say whatever’s on your mind\n\nWe commend it,\n\n\n\n\nI can’t do it\n\nIt’s a given:\nrights for women\n\n\nNo education\n\n\n\n\n\nJust do it\n\nOur practice:\nTo blacklist\n\n\nWe’re strident,\n\n\n\n\nI can’t do it \n\nIt’s fair\nto declare the\n\n\n\nround here\n\n\n\n\n\nHere’s my sister\nNo man has kissed her\n\n\nA real hard worker\n\n\n\nF           N.C\nAnd I said: ALRIGHT!!\n\n\nIt’s intriguing\nI’m pleading\n\n\nI give my shahada\n\n\n\n\nI’m ready\n\nI’m burning\nI’m yearning\n\nUh oh!\n\nI piss my pyjamas\n\n\n\n\n\nOne small penalty\nfor apostasy","chords":["A","F","Dm","Gm","C","Am","D","C7","Bb","D7","G7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}