{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1805192,"song":"Dirty Postcards","artist":"The Korgis","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11397819-dirty-postcards-chords-by-the-korgis/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1805192?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Dirty Postcards\r\n\r\nby\r\nThe Korgis\r\n\r\n\r\n[I worked this out on keyboard (see below)\r\nand then came up with these better guitar chords...]\r\n\r\n\r\nintro bass notes:    [ch]C#[/ch] - [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]C#[/ch] - [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                           [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a joke when you called me up[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]F#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd said you needed ironing[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Amaj7[/ch]                  [ch]A6[/ch]\r\nThere were creases in your facial lining[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n  \r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                           [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a lark when you phoned my dad[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                                   [ch]F#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd told him that you'd have to catch the measles[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Amaj7[/ch]                               [ch]A6[/ch]\r\nYou're flesh was being ripped to shreds by weasels[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n    \r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch] \r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]            [ch]G/E[/ch]         [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nT'was on the Norfolk Broads, we were punting one day[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]        [ch]G/E[/ch] [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nYou received a nasty bump on the he--ead[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]       [ch]G/E[/ch]         [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nAnd you've never been the same since needless to say[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Gm[/ch]                 [ch]Gm/F[/ch]      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHow I wish it could have been me instead[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gm[/ch]                 [ch]Gm/F[/ch]       [ch]Ebmaj7[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nI wish it could have been me inste-------ead[/tab]\r\n\r\n{Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]  [ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]  [ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]F/C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n[pattern repeats  3x][/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]F/C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Bdim[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Bdim[/ch] \r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                            [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a prank when you wired the Pope[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]                      [ch]F#m7[/ch]\r\nTo say you'd a vision of an aardvark[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Amaj7[/ch]                           [ch]Bdim[/ch]\r\nWho was perpetrating ghastly deeds with Saint Ma--aa----ark[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n  \r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F/C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch] \r\n[instrumental playout to fade over this repeating pattern][/tab]\r\n\r\n----------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n[More complex for keyboard...]\r\n\r\nintro bass notes:    [ch]C#[/ch] - [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]C#[/ch] - [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                           [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a joke when you called me up[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bbdim[/ch]\r\nAnd said you needed ironing[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]Bbdim[/ch]\r\nThere were creases in your facial lining[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F/C[/ch]           [ch]F/D[/ch]            [ch]F/E[/ch]          [ch]F/D[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F/C[/ch]         [ch]F/D[/ch]               [ch]F/E[/ch]       [ch]F/D[/ch]\r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F/C[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                           [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a lark when you phoned my dad[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bbdim[/ch]\r\nAnd told him that you'd have to catch the measles[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]Bbdim[/ch]\r\nYou're flesh was being ripped to shreds by weasels[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F/C[/ch]           [ch]F/D[/ch]            [ch]F/E[/ch]          [ch]F/D[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F/C[/ch]         [ch]F/D[/ch]               [ch]F/E[/ch]       [ch]F/D[/ch]   \r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F/C[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch] \r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]            [ch]G/E[/ch]         [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nT'was on the Norfolk Broads, we were punting one day[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]        [ch]G/E[/ch] [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nYou received a nasty bump on the he--ead[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G/F#[/ch]       [ch]G/E[/ch]         [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\nAnd you've never been the same since needless to say[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Gm[/ch]                 [ch]Gm/F[/ch]      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHow I wish it could have been me instead[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gm[/ch]                 [ch]Gm/F[/ch]       [ch]Ebmaj7[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nI wish it could have been me inste-------ead[/tab]\r\n\r\n{Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]  [ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]  [ch]Am7[/ch]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]F/C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n[pattern repeats  3x][/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]F/C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Bdim[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Bdim[/ch] \r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]                            [ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\nI thought it was a prank when you wired the Pope[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bbdim[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]  \r\nTo say you'd a vision of an aardvark[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bbdim[/ch]                           [ch]Bdim[/ch]    [ch]C#m7/B[/ch]  [ch]Bbdim[/ch]\r\nWho was perpetrating ghastly deeds with Saint Ma--aa----ark[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F/C[/ch]           [ch]F/D[/ch]            [ch]F/E[/ch]          [ch]F/D[/ch]\r\nWon't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F/C[/ch]         [ch]F/D[/ch]               [ch]F/E[/ch]       [ch]F/D[/ch]\r\nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F/C[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDon't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo keep on sending dirty postcards back to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBack to me      back to me      back to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F/C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch] \r\n[instrumental playout to fade over this repeating pattern][/tab]\r\n\r\n-----------------------------------------------------","plain_text":"Dirty Postcards\n\nby\nThe Korgis\n\n\n[I worked this out on keyboard (see below)\nand then came up with these better guitar chords...]\n\n\nintro bass notes:    C# - Ab F#  C# - F# Ab\n\n\n\n\n\n  \nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n    \nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n{Instrumental]\nAm7  Gm7  Am7  Gm7  Am7  Gm7\n\n\n\nAm    F/C    G    F G Am Bdim C   Bdim \n\n\n\n\n\n  \nA nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n----------------------------------------------------------\n\n[More complex for keyboard...]\n\nintro bass notes:    C# - Ab F#  C# - F# Ab\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n{Instrumental]\nAm7  Gm7  Am7  Gm7  Am7  Gm7\n\n\n\nAm    F/C    G    F G Am Bdim C   Bdim \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n-----------------------------------------------------","chords":["C#","Ab","F#","C#m7","Amaj7","F#m","F#m7","A6","F","A","Bb","C","E","G","G/F#","G/E","G/D","Gm","Gm/F","Eb","Ebmaj7","Am","Am7","Gm7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"Amaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,1,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,1,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]},"Gm7":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,1,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,3,3,3,3]}}}