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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1804637,"song":"Colorectal Surgeon","artist":"Bowser and Blue","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11397662-colorectal-surgeon-chords-by-bowser-and-blue/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1804637?type=chord","rating":4.22208,"votes":6,"content":"\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe praise the colorectal surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMisunderstood and much maligned[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSlaving away in the heart of darkness[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWorking where the sun don't shine[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nRespect the colorectal surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]   \r\nIt's a calling few would crave[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]            \r\nLift up your hands and join us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]             \r\nLet's all do the finger wave[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]                 \r\nWhen it comes to spreading joy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nThere are many techniques[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]    \r\nSome spread joy to the world[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nAnd others just spread cheeks[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSome may think the cardiologist…[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                    \r\nIs their best friend[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch](strum once)    \r\nBut the colorectal surgeon knows... [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]            \r\nHe'll get you in the end![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nWhy be a colorectal surgeon?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]                                        \r\nIt's one of those mysterious things.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]          \r\nIs it because in that profession[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]   \r\nThere are always openings?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]      \r\nWhen I first met a colorectal surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]   \r\nHe did not quite understand;[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI said, \"Hey nice to meet you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]        \r\nBut do you mind? We don't shake hands.\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]    \r\nHe sailed right through medical school[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nBecause he was a whiz[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]         \r\nOh but he never thought of psychology[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nWhen he read passages.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nA doctor he wanted to be[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]         \r\nFor golf he loved to play,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch](strum once)            \r\nBut this is not quite what he meant.....[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]           \r\nBy eighteen holes a day![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]   \r\nRespect the colorectal Surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHere and now we'll Raise a glass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFor the rectal surgeon like the rectum[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan tell a liquid from a gas[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe praise the colorectal surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMisunderstood and much maligned[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSlaving away in the heart of darkness[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWorking where the sun don't shine[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["C","F","G","Am","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}