{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1797487,"song":"Advert Soundtrack","artist":"Will Varley","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11395253-advert-soundtrack-chords-by-will-varley/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1797487?type=chord","rating":4.60026,"votes":23,"content":"Advert Soundtrack - Will Varley\r\n\r\nIntro\r\n[ch]G[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse 1\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       \r\nSo when I think about sex I think of Durex,[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd it's Armitage Shanks when I'm taking a piss,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe icons of time are Swatch and Rolex,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd Captain Birdseye is the governor of fish.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo they found a way of controlling the masses,[/tab]\r\n\r\nOn the sides of the buses and TV screens,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe bombs start dropping when religion clashes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAtheism, the American dream.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith headlines designed to shoot down heroes,[/tab]\r\n\r\nTrading money for popularity,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey're laughing stocks until they die young,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd the papers cash in on their tragedies.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 4\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo Little Bo Beep would be knocked up at 14,[/tab]\r\n\r\nAddicted to vodka and ketamin,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf she lost her sheep she wouldn't give a shit,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAs long as she gets home in time to watch Skins.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCos we're not a generation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe're just a target market,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis is an advert soundtrack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust for the broken hearted[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse 5\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo mix red and blue you get purple hazes,[/tab]\r\n\r\nFills the sky on election days,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nChoke you down at the polling station,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nFascists will blame it on immigration.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 6\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the magazines, billboards, catchphrases, gimmicks,[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou buy one you get one you get one free,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey promised me fast cars, riches and women,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll they ever gave me was A.D.D.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 7\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nLife is a shit thing, a shit thing to me,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'm always looking back to the sixties,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhat a waste of fucking space,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMost universities.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 8\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCos the dole queue is stretching around the block,[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd this empire has got no friends,\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThat was not a recession,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat was the beginning of the end.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCos we're not a generation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe're just a target market,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis is an advert soundtrack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust for the broken hearted[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe're not a generation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe're just a target market,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis is an advert soundtrack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust for the broken hearted[/tab]\r\n\r\nBRidge\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo I'll put out my hands, and lay down my arms,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlug me in to the matrix and facebook charms,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd I will buy all the things, that you want me to own,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy wife can give birth to a mobile phone.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 9\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll try and get a gig at the Durex Apollo,[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd I'll try and get sponsored by Dignitas\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd when I've got enough people to follow,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe can all turn up there one day en masse.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCos we're not a generation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe're just a target market,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis is an advert soundtrack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust for the broken hearted[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe're not a generation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe're just a target market,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis is an advert soundtrack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust for the broken hearted[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]","plain_text":"Advert Soundtrack - Will Varley\n\nIntro\nG       G       D  Em C       G\n\nVerse 1\n\n\nAnd it's Armitage Shanks when I'm taking a piss,\n\n\n\nVerse 2\n\n\nOn the sides of the buses and TV screens,\n\n\n\nVerse 3\n\n\nTrading money for popularity,\n\n\n\nVerse 4\n\n\nAddicted to vodka and ketamin,\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\nVerse 5\n\n\nFills the sky on election days,\n\n\n\nVerse 6\n\n\nYou buy one you get one you get one free,\n\n\n\nVerse 7\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 8\n\n\nAnd this empire has got no friends,\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nBRidge\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 9\n\n\nAnd I'll try and get sponsored by Dignitas\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG","chords":["G","D","Em","C","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}