{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1781279,"song":"Thank God For Girls","artist":"Weezer","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11391212-thank-god-for-girls-chords-by-weezer/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1781279?type=chord","rating":4.70232,"votes":134,"content":"[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne|-5---5---8---3-|\r\nB|-5---7---10--3-|\r\nG|-5---7---10--4-|\r\nD|-7---7---10--5-|\r\nA|-7---5---8---5-|\r\nE|-5---x---x---3-|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch]\r\n In the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n To employ your testosterone[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\n In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]\r\n And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]    \r\n And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\n And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\n And that's why you[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Holla Jesu Christe[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n From Tennessee to LA[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n On your reckoning day [/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\n You better bow down and pray[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n She’s so big[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\n She’s so strong[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\n She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n \r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\n I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's a-live[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\n The truth is that I’m just as scared I don’t know how to act[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n I wish that I could get to know her better[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\n But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n I carved her name into all the trees[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Sang a song down on one knee[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\n I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\n I’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Holla Jesu Christe[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n From Tennessee to LA[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n On your reckoning day [/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\n You better bow down and pray[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n She’s so big[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\n She’s so strong[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\n She’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\n Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\n While Adam was like “that really hurts”[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Until God said, “Imma smite you with loneliness[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\n And break your heart in two”[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\n And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Looked to the sky and said[/tab]\r\n\r\n “Thank God”","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n “Thank God”","chords":["Am","D","F","G","B","A","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}