{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1779618,"song":"It Makes The Room Look Bigger","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11390459-it-makes-the-room-look-bigger-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1779618?type=chord","rating":0.18239,"votes":0,"content":"(intro) [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] (x3) [ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’ve just finished decorating, it was very irritating[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I know they’re going to come around tonight and I know they’re gonna say to me tonight:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n“It makes the room look bigger; it makes the room look bigger”.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo let’s forget about the open-top bus ride; standing tall on the town hall balcony[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt’s about as likely as hen’s teeth; it’s about as likely as hen’s teeth[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd as the light gets dimmer, I watch the chance get slimmer.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if truth be told now that Thelma’s gone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]            (instr) [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] (x3) [ch]D7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt makes the room look bigger.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’m drawn towards the souvenir stores; I twirl around the key fob rack[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell it’s alright for Nicholas and for Neil, yeah well how do you think that makes me feel?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd all the while I can see I’m on the CCTV.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(no chord)\r\nElderly lady at the bus stop thinks I’m going to eat her and so to reassure her\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI ask her for the time[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd her sense of relief at my friendly tone reveals itself in her karmic moan:[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n“You can wait twenty minutes and nothing comes along[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd then all of a sudden three thugs rob your pension[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D7[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, there’s generally one a twenty-five past[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s generally one at twenty-five past[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey come swinging round that corner,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Eb[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey think they’re Benny Goodman”.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if truth be told now that Thelma’s gone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt makes the room look bigger.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh tiptoe to the front row of the Korn show with a sub-machine gun.[/tab]","plain_text":"(intro) C G (x3) Eb G\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(no chord)\nElderly lady at the bus stop thinks I’m going to eat her and so to reassure her","chords":["C","G","Eb","D7","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}