{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1775217,"song":"Kogan Broke My Pizza Slicer","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11388302-kogan-broke-my-pizza-slicer-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1775217?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n[tab]Tuning: Standard [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nReference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html[/tab]\r\n\r\nCapo 1\r\n\r\nThis song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used\r\n\r\nAlso (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,\r\nthat's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they \r\nwill not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung \r\nlyrics.\r\n\r\n\r\nINTRO\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   July 2014', and it went on a really cool mixtape.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   He's a destructive little tyrant.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                                           [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the same day.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   'Cos he's an animal, not a person.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVERSE 1 \r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch] \r\n   Bust in the door and he's lookin' at me like[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?'[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Reasoning could've worked but he just won't[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   I never no show, so just don't.[/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Oh, kiss me    [/tab]\r\n                 (Fuck You) \r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   beneath the milky twilight [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   lead me[/tab]\r\n       (You broke my pizza slicer)\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand[/tab]\r\n                          (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)\r\n\r\n[tab]                 [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   strike up the band and let the fireflies [/tab]\r\n                                    (What kind of fucking guest are you?)\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch] \r\n   dance, silver moon's sparkling[/tab]\r\n                        (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   kiss me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVERSE 2 -- PART I \r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   It's never the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Read the price on my pizza slicer[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVERSE 2 -- PART II\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Kiss me [/tab]\r\n            (No)\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   down by the broken treehouse[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   Swing me[/tab]\r\n  (Yeah, \"broken treehouse\", you break that too, asshole?)\r\n   \r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   upon its hanging tire[/tab]\r\n                 (Fuck you)\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Bring Bring[/tab]\r\n            (You break everything)\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   bring your flowered hat, we'll[/tab]\r\n   (Everything you touch breaks)\r\n   \r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]               \r\n   take the trail marked on your father's map, oh[/tab]\r\n    (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)\r\n\r\n\r\nVERSE 2 -- PART III\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch] \r\n   Bustin' shit left-and-right, my S.O.S. light,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]Bm[/ch]         \r\n   please save me, from this baby, of destructive[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   might and I might, as a type, grab a shield to fight[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bm[/ch] \r\n   but I'll yield tonight, 'cos I feel this tight.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]      \r\n   Never had a slice of pie[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   puts the wheel down and the round-screw dies[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   face in pan, no hands in the den,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   coming up for air, looking like pig pen...[/tab]\r\n   \r\n\r\nBRIDGE\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   This sounds like Super Mario Sunshine[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   but Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nCHORUS 2 -- PART I\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   It's $2.99 for replacing mine[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   can't pay the crime? then you're putting in time[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   and I'm... the crust curator[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   don't get sauced in my pizza theatre[/tab]\r\n   \r\n\r\nCHORUS 2 -- PART II\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Oh, kiss me    [/tab]\r\n                 (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips) \r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   beneath the milky twilight [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   lead me[/tab]\r\n       (You broke them. You broke the lips)\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand[/tab]\r\n    (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)\r\n\r\n[tab]                 [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   strike up the band and let the fireflies [/tab]\r\n                 (I hate you)\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch] \r\n   dance, silver moon's sparkling[/tab]\r\n  (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   kiss me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVERSE 3\r\n  \r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Not really a money attack, 'cos he erratic[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   and I'll retract any statements about your anus [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   can't fake this, that isn't polite [/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]                                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   bringing a light of truth to fight ruthless faces  [/tab]\r\n\r\n    \r\n   take this 'cos I wasn't done\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   said 'you're a brick wall for tons of fun'[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   in the end you lost, your desposit's tossed[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   ask what my cutter cost [/tab]\r\n   \r\n   and reply when you've got it, boss \r\n\r\nOUTRO\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Duh, it's me Kogan[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] \r\n  'Ey boss, it's me Kogan[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   What are we gonna do, boss?[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   It's me, Kogan[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n   Duh, boss, I broke it[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   I broke everything boss[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D7[/ch]\r\n   Duh, it's me Kogan[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\n   Fuck You[/tab]\r\nend on D\r","plain_text":"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\nCapo 1\n\nThis song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used\n\nAlso (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,\nthat's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they \nwill not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung \nlyrics.\n\n\nINTRO\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVERSE 1 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS\n\n\n                 (Fuck You) \n\n\n\n\n       (You broke my pizza slicer)\n\n\n                          (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)\n\n\n                                    (What kind of fucking guest are you?)\n\n\n                        (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)\n\n\n\nVERSE 2 -- PART I \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVERSE 2 -- PART II\n\n\n            (No)\n\n\n\n  (Yeah, \"broken treehouse\", you break that too, asshole?)\n   \n\n                 (Fuck you)\n\n\n            (You break everything)\n\n\n   (Everything you touch breaks)\n   \n\n    (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)\n\n\nVERSE 2 -- PART III\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n   \n\nBRIDGE\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS 2 -- PART I\n\n\n\n\n\n   \n\nCHORUS 2 -- PART II\n\n\n                 (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips) \n\n\n\n\n       (You broke them. You broke the lips)\n\n\n    (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)\n\n\n                 (I hate you)\n\n\n  (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)\n\n\n\nVERSE 3\n  \n\n\n\n\n\n    \n   take this 'cos I wasn't done\n\n\n\n   \n   and reply when you've got it, boss \n\nOUTRO\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nend on D","chords":["E","A","D","G","B","Dmaj7","D7","Em","Bm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,2,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}