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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1765633,"song":"Uncool As Me","artist":"Bloodhound Gang","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11384205-uncool-as-me-chords-by-bloodhound-gang/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1765633?type=chord","rating":4.61871,"votes":4,"content":"Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me\r\n\r\nINTRO: [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\n\r\nVERSE:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nI'm quite the sped, I never shred[/tab]\r\nNot cool (Not cool)\r\n\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nBut my bros all call me Itch[/tab]\r\n(With the silent B)\r\nBut that spells Bitch\r\n(Fits you perfectly)\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nChaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool[/tab]\r\n(Not cool)\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nAnd I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)[/tab]\r\nI have no idea\r\n(You're livin' the dream)\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab5[/ch]                       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHey you, you dance like those assholes I see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nin old Molly Ringwald movies[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nI think you're as uncool as me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab5[/ch]                       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHey you, you dance like those assholes I see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nin old Molly Ringwald movies[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nI think you're as uncool as me[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nAnd I dance![/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool[/tab]\r\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\r\n\r\n[ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool,[/tab]\r\nbut your vampire fiction rules\r\n\r\n[ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm such a tit, I say dumb shit\r\nNot cool (Not cool)\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nAnd my friends think that I like men[/tab]\r\n(That's because you do)\r\nDon't even listen to them\r\n(No one's judging you)\r\n[tab][ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nJohn Goodman gut, slow kid haircut[/tab]\r\nNot cool (Not cool)\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nDo you like Renaissance fairs?[/tab]\r\n(Where'd you get that scarf?)\r\nTis what thy lord doth wear\r\n(I'll be in the car)\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab5[/ch]                       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHey you, you dance like those assholes I see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nin old Molly Ringwald movies[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nI think you're as uncool as me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab5[/ch]                       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHey you, you dance like those assholes I see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nin old Molly Ringwald movies[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nI think you're as uncool as me[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nAnd I dance![/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool[/tab]\r\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\r\n\r\n[ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool,[/tab]\r\nbut your vampire fiction rules\r\n\r\n\r\nBRIDGE (no guitar)\r\nDancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling\r\nDancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\nAnd I dance![/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool[/tab]\r\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\r\n\r\n[ch]Ab5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]Bb5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThey don't think you're all that cool,[/tab]\r\nbut your vampire fiction rules\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\nLet's go to Civil War reenactments[/tab]\r\nThrow some back and yell \"too soon!\" at them\r\nLet's go to Civil War reenactments\r\nWarning, spoiler alert!","plain_text":"Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me\n\nINTRO: Eb5\n\nVERSE:\n\n\nNot cool (Not cool)\n\n\n(With the silent B)\nBut that spells Bitch\n(Fits you perfectly)\n\n\n(Not cool)\n\nI have no idea\n(You're livin' the dream)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n\n\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\n\nAb5  C5  Bb5\n\n\nbut your vampire fiction rules\n\nEb5\n\n\nI'm such a tit, I say dumb shit\nNot cool (Not cool)\n\n(That's because you do)\nDon't even listen to them\n(No one's judging you)\n\nNot cool (Not cool)\n\n(Where'd you get that scarf?)\nTis what thy lord doth wear\n(I'll be in the car)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n\n\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\n\nAb5  C5  Bb5\n\n\nbut your vampire fiction rules\n\n\nBRIDGE (no guitar)\nDancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling\nDancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling\n\n\nCHORUS:\n\n\nthey like you for your step-dad's pool\n\nAb5  C5  Bb5\n\n\nbut your vampire fiction rules\n\n\nThrow some back and yell \"too soon!\" at them\nLet's go to Civil War reenactments\nWarning, spoiler alert!","chords":["Eb5","Bb5","B","Ab5","F5","C5"]}