{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1765631,"song":"Russian Chastushki","artist":"Misc Traditional","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11384204-russian-chastushki-chords-by-misc-traditional/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1765631?type=chord","rating":4.95154,"votes":5,"content":"Tuning: Standard (e B G D A E)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDown the river drifts an axe [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFrom the town of Byron[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nLet it float by itself-[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nFucking piece of iron!!![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI was sleeping with my honey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAbsоlutely naked,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nI have taken my panties off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust to make a statement.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFish in thick tomato sauce[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSwims in happy comatose[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nOnly me, pathetic wimp[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHave no fucking place to swim.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nStarlet’s fallen from the heavens[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nRight into my boyfriend's briefs,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nI don't mind his roasted penis[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf it helps us live in peace.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGirls have called me to the party[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI decided not to come,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nIt's because my clothes are ugly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd my dick is a tiny one.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTime has shifted for an hour —[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhat a mess on globe[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nDick was hard before wakeup,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNow it's up at work.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIn a tree a duck got stuck[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNoble eagle fucked that duck[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nYou can hear branches crack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSqeaky-dick and fucky-quack![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGuy Miron shows such a trick:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCrow is sitting on his dick[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nAnd as soon as starts to croak -[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHas he boner on his cock[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOld Ivan Ilyich and I[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nUsed to work at a CI[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nHe’s a fuckhead, so am I[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSomeone’s filched our CI.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou are fine if you are steadfast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIn relations with milkmaid.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nYou get wholesome milky breakfast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd occasionally laid.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNick is crossing village slowly —[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOutside it is cold and snowy.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nBut his dick is up and running[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust in case if something’s coming.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGirls had a fight at country hut[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOver who got hairiest cunt.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nWell, more hair of the most[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHad the beaver of the host.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou were mine the other day,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMike is screwing you today.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nHe’s got cock as thick as trees[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOn the Shishkin’s masterpiece.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHave you seen four dicks together[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDancing on a mountain peak?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nAnd one dick had fucked another[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut with yet another dick.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMy advice to future bride:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon’t get married, silly![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nMorning comes — your boobs aside,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nSnatch is rumpled illy.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNick is sitting at the door,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNeither dancing, singing nor,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe is sitting, deaf and dumb,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThinking only \"Whom to hump?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCoffee pot’s a bit unstable[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDishes fall around[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFucking on a little table[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMakes a lot of sound[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTwo of us — me and my buddy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGiving gifts to everybody[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou get daughter, you get son[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPatriotic duty’s done[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWife is telling her old man:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"Book me U.S. fare!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"Stupid cunt! Don’t think you can —[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTrains aren’t going there!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI was in a horny mood[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd I blew Stepan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe is smart and looking good,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSalty on the tongue[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nKids are asking uncle Peck:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhy’s there wire on your neck?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nUncle has no words to spare[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSwinging calmly in the air.[/tab]","plain_text":"Tuning: Standard (e B G D A E)","chords":["B","G","D","A","E","Dm","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}