{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1745187,"song":"Internet Porn","artist":"Da Vinci's Notebook","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11375555-internet-porn-chords-by-da-vinci-s-notebook/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1745187?type=chord","rating":4.30007,"votes":3,"content":"Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook\r\n\r\n\r\ncapo 3\r\n\r\n[tab]     e|-----|\r\n     B|--3--|\r\n     G|--1--|[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E7[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]|--2--|\r\n     A|--2--|\r\n     E|--0--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]     [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]     [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBack in the not-too-distant past[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhen I would need a quick repast[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E7[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOr a temporary break from my agenda[/tab]\r\n            \r\nOff to the bedroom I would head\r\n[tab]               [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nPull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E7[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nMy alternatives were slim[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf I tried to find another source for sin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nI'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local [/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nvideo store[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut last month I finally made the call[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI got a brand new cable modem installed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nAnd it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of [/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nInternet porn[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) dominatrix queens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) gross anatomy[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E7[/ch]                                              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(Internet porn) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:      [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAfter my girlfriend goes to sleep[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThen I get out of bed and down the hall I creep[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]E7[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nSo I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou'll always find me in that same tableau[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSilhouetted by my monitor's warm glow[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]E7[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]    \r\nAnd absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]                     \r\n(Internet porn) barely legal teens[/tab]\r\n(Internet porn) naughty figurines\r\n(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men\r\n(Internet porn) erotic Asian art\r\n(Internet porn) guys with extra parts\r\n(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again\r\n\r\n(Internet porn) melon-love.com\r\n(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom\r\n(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs\r\n(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage\r\n(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage\r\n(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth\r\n\r\nNotes:\r\nNot too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word. \r\nAnd btw, it's the same chord structure “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt employs. The F can be an F7.","plain_text":"Internet Porn by Da Vinci's Notebook\n\n\ncapo 3\n\n\n\n\n\nDm E7\n\nAm     Dm     E7\nAm     Dm     E7\n\n\n\n\n            \nOff to the bedroom I would head\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:      Am      Dm      E7\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Internet porn) naughty figurines\n(Internet porn) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men\n(Internet porn) erotic Asian art\n(Internet porn) guys with extra parts\n(Internet porn) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again\n\n(Internet porn) melon-love.com\n(Internet porn) there's my neighbor's mom\n(Internet porn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs\n(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage\n(Internet porn) un, deux, trois menage\n(Internet porn) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth\n\nNotes:\nNot too sure about the key, but here goes. It's really simple, just a cadence, if that's the word. \nAnd btw, it's the same chord structure “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt employs. The F can be an F7.","chords":["B","G","E7","D","A","E","Dm","Am","F","F7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]}}}