{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1736143,"song":"Carry On Cremating","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11371843-carry-on-cremating-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1736143?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAlex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen England won the World Cup back in 1966[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWembley must have been a sea of smiles[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWell I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” yeah.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAlex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nCome on now, let’s face it, she was fat[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWho would ever want to look like that?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI could never get her on my portable TV.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAlex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["E","A","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}