{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1735129,"song":"Evil Scotsman","artist":"Billy Connolly","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11371469-evil-scotsman-chords-by-billy-connolly/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1735129?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":13,"content":"[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]G4[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nIf you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]G4[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDon't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G4[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nI'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]G4[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nCos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                     [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nI'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G4[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nNow if you're a woman, married or not[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G4[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G4[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nI'll take your legs, and spread them wide[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G4[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nI'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]              \r\nAnd the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                      [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]G4[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nI don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]G4[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've fought the best, and I've beat them all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]G4[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nIf you're English or Irish, you wont have to die[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]G4[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G4[/ch]\r\nFuckers[/tab]\r\nWankers\r\nKnob-Ends","plain_text":"Wankers\nKnob-Ends","chords":["G","G4","F","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}