{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1734864,"song":"The Instagram Song","artist":"Rhett & Link","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11371351-the-instagram-song-chords-by-rhett-link/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1734864?type=chord","rating":3.95433,"votes":3,"content":"Chords:\r\n\r\n[tab]   E-A-D-G-B-e\r\nA  5-7-7-6-5-5\r\nD  x-5-7-7-7-x  or\r\nD  x-5-7-7-7-5\r\nG  3-5-5-4-3-3[/tab]\r\n      \r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\nOne, two, three...\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that dandruff or parmesan?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour guess is as good as mine[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that a tabby cat or a marmoset?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm not quite willing to bet[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on Instagram[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nBridge:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] \r\nthat doesn't stop me[/tab]\r\n     A  Stop\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo you can't zoom in[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwhen Instagram'n [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nyour reverse pinchin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwon't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nExcept in the end[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwhen you accidently[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nend up double clickin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand likin'...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nA clydesdale relieving himself[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that a Frito or a fingernail[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nKaty Perry or Zoe Deschanel?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that a booger or a nose ring[/tab]\r\n   A  Stop\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that salad in her teeth or a diastema[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs that a sharpei or just my grandma?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nis that a brown bear or my dad's back[/tab]\r\n  A  Stop\r\n\r\n\r\nBridge:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd even though I know you can't do it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nthat doesn't stop me[/tab]\r\n     A  Stop\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo you can't zoom in[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwhen Instagram'n[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nyour reverse pinchin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwon't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nExcept in the end[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwhen you accidently[/tab]\r\n       A  Stop\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand likin'...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag \"grillin' life\" ,hashtag \"sausage\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nInappropriate[/tab]\r\nG                               Stop\r\n\r\n\r\nOutro:\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\ncause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't get big on Instagram[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ncause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics[/tab]\r\n  A   Stop\r\n          D  Stop   \r\n\r\n-You can't zoom in on em'","plain_text":"Chords:\n\n\n      \n\nVerse 1:\n\nOne, two, three...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge:\n\n\n\n     A  Stop\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n   A  Stop\n\n\n\n  A  Stop\n\n\nBridge:\n\n\n\n     A  Stop\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n       A  Stop\n\n\n\n\n\nG                               Stop\n\n\nOutro:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  A   Stop\n          D  Stop   \n\n-You can't zoom in on em'","chords":["E","A","D","G","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}