{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1728880,"song":"Wheres Me Shirt","artist":"Ken Dodd","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11368621-wheres-me-shirt-chords-by-ken-dodd/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1728880?type=chord","rating":4.62211,"votes":3,"content":"Released in the mid 60s and also featuring The Diddymen!\r\nTabbed from a video so hopefully sounds about right.\r\nThe song can be sung without the 'spoken' sections and it still sounds ok (imo).\r\n\r\nVerse 1\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell it all began in the year of one when Adam was the first man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd a girl called Eve so we believe was said to be his woman[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe led him up the Garden of Eden by a tree[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen she offered him her apple and he cried out suddenly ee ee ee[/tab]\r\n \r\nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI feel a proper twazzer without me shirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got me tickling-tackle and me nicky-nocky-noo[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I must confess I feel undressed [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLike this in front of you[/tab]\r\n\r\nSPOKEN \r\nWhere's me shirt\r\nI can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five\r\nin the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy\r\nleaving me in a garden with no shirt on like this. Look\r\nat all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh look there's\r\na serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on\r\nshoo! Go on shoo.\r\n\r\nVerse 2\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSince the days of old, we've all been told of men like Bonaparte[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHis great retreat and his first defeat was the thing that broke his heart[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe stuck just outside Moscow and then made history[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe stuck his hand inside his coat and cried out bitterly ee ee ee[/tab]\r\n\r\nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where'a me shirt\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI can't go on like zis wizout my shirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've had my tickle-tonic on my nicky-nocky-nee[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I just can't go through all this snow[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWithout a shirt on me[/tab]\r\n\r\nSPOKEN \r\nWhere's me shirt?\r\nOh sacre blue sacre flippin' blue where's me shirt? By\r\nJove t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh ooh this tent isn't 'alf drafty.\r\nI don't know where the draft's comin' from but I\r\nknow where it's goin' to.\r\n\r\nVerse 3\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBack in eighty-one in the mid-day sun in Tombstone one September[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWyatt Earp was due to go into a gunfight he'd remember[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe Clantons and McLourys started firin' suddenly[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                                                [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs the gunsmoke cleared and the townsfolk cheered Wyatt Earp said quietly ee ee ee[/tab]\r\n      \r\nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt \r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI feel a proper twit without me shirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've lost me ticklin'-tackle and me nicky-nocky-nee[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I feel a twerp me Wyatt Earp[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWith my shirt shot offa me[/tab]\r\n\r\nSPOKEN \r\n'Ere where's me shirt?\r\nWhere's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh I say here comes the\r\nIndians. 'Ere you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows.\r\nWhere's me shirt? Where's me shirt... I can't find me shirt anywhere.\r\nD'you know I'm sure I had it when I came out.\r\nWhere's me shirt?","plain_text":"Released in the mid 60s and also featuring The Diddymen!\nTabbed from a video so hopefully sounds about right.\nThe song can be sung without the 'spoken' sections and it still sounds ok (imo).\n\nVerse 1\n\n\n\n\n \nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nSPOKEN \nWhere's me shirt\nI can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five\nin the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy\nleaving me in a garden with no shirt on like this. Look\nat all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh look there's\na serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on\nshoo! Go on shoo.\n\nVerse 2\n\n\n\n\n\nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where'a me shirt\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nSPOKEN \nWhere's me shirt?\nOh sacre blue sacre flippin' blue where's me shirt? By\nJove t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh ooh this tent isn't 'alf drafty.\nI don't know where the draft's comin' from but I\nknow where it's goin' to.\n\nVerse 3\n\n\n\n\n      \nSPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt \n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nSPOKEN \n'Ere where's me shirt?\nWhere's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh I say here comes the\nIndians. 'Ere you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows.\nWhere's me shirt? Where's me shirt... I can't find me shirt anywhere.\nD'you know I'm sure I had it when I came out.\nWhere's me shirt?","chords":["C","G","F","Am","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}