{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1723824,"song":"Numanoid Hang Glide","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11366478-numanoid-hang-glide-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1723824?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"(intro) [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x4)\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                           [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPlease don’t tell me what you think while I tell you about[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe copse that I retreat to where I’m hemmed in by the Larch[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhere nobody can bother me and the voices in my head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nCease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Bbm[/ch]              [ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI was best man dead in our road four years on the run[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Bbm[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x2)\r\nAlways chose the same demise – dehydration, on a long jog.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhere once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe one in which I get these silly visions in my mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd have to write them all down for the nurse.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]          [ch]Bbm[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nGazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Bbm[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(instr) [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x4) [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Bbm[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Bbm[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?”[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOr are there exceptions for the likes of REO[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSpeedwagon,             Speedwagon.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLa, la la la, la la la, la la la[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLa, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.[/tab]","plain_text":"(intro) A  D E (x4)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(instr) A  D E (x4) F Bbm Dm A    F Bbm Dm G","chords":["A","D","E","F","Bbm","Dm","G","C","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}