{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1721498,"song":"Sealclubbing","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11365218-sealclubbing-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1721498?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nI was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B7[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhen a man walked up to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n“Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf music be the food of love are you the indigestion?”[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nFound myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B7[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhen a frail voice asked of me:[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n“Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nPlease let me in front of you so I can cash me pension”[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNo-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nFrank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhen he reached out for the jar[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nHe swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nA Haliborange overdose – that’s not the right way[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B7[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nDown beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B7[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhen the stallion said to me:[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n“That’s the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate”[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – sealclubbing[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – out on the ice[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – sealclubbing[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – oh so nice.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – sealclubbing[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – out on the ice[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – sealclubbing[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMe and my girl – oh paradise.[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["E","B7","A","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}