{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1707898,"song":"This Isnt Hogwarts","artist":"Hank Green","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11359671-this-isnt-hogwarts-chords-by-hank-green/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1707898?type=chord","rating":4.68574,"votes":11,"content":"[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI hate this place,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI can barely keep the misery off my face,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah there's one place i much rather be,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTaking transfiguration and arithmancy,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd hanging with my friends in the owlery,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut instead i'm learning parts of speech,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd trying not to fall asleep,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd avoiding the only girl in school who might like me,[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Pause)\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's so grotesque,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen the guy sitting next to me drools all over his desk,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd i almost raise my hand to complain,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut then i realize i that i wanna be doin' the same,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo i put my head down on my desk as well,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd suddenly im learning a spell,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo make my teacher's head swell,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut then he wakes me up,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd i can't help but yell,[/tab]\r\n\r\nEngorgio!!\r\n\r\n(Pause)\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd they don't put you in hufflepuff if you're not cool,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nInstead they sort you in the parking lot after school,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'd be wearing wizard robes with gold and red,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut public school ain't no place for a wizard[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah public school ain't no place for a wizard[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Pause)\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nY'know whats gross,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut as i ate it anyway i overheard,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis guy i hardly know callin' me a nerd,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo i cast \"sectum sempra\" on him inside my mind,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI wish there were house elves makin' my food,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd everything was perfectly spiced,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the only one being rude was the poltergeist,[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Pause)\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd here's what's true,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'd even call dolores umbridge my friend,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf it meant i'd never have to go to gym again,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut i look around at all of this crap that's part of my life,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNo ghost stalkin' the halls,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOr hangin' in the bathroom stalls,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the stairs don't move,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause there's no stairs at all.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the teachers don't care and the kids don't try,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd they don't put you in hufflepuff if you're not cool,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nInstead they sort you in the parking lot after school,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'd be wearing wizard robes with gold and red,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut public school ain't no place for a wizard[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah public school ain't no place for a wizard[/tab]","plain_text":"(Pause)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEngorgio!!\n\n(Pause)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Pause)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Pause)","chords":["G","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}