{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1701644,"song":"Amish Paradise","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11357850-amish-paradise-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1701644?type=chord","rating":4.71018,"votes":114,"content":"Intro: [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]Fm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]Ab[/ch]                              [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nAs I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Ab[/ch]                        [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nBut that's just perfect for an Amish like me [/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nYou know I shun fancy things like electricity [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Ab[/ch]                       [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nAt 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nJebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nAnd I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nEven Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nI'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nGot a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Ab[/ch]                          [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nBut if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nThen tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 1:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                 [ch]Fm[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                  [ch]Fm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                  [ch]Fm[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]Ab[/ch]                        [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nA local boy kicked me in the butt last week [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Ab[/ch]                          [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nI really don't care, in fact I wish him well [/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Ab[/ch]                                 [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nBut I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAn Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Ab[/ch]                       [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nI never wear buttons but I got a cool hat [/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd my homies agree I really look good in black fool [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                              [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nIf you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears [/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nWe haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years [/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab[/ch]                      [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nBut we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nWe're just technologically impaired [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nBridge:\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nThere's no phone, no lights, no motorcar not a single luxury [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Ab[/ch]        [ch]Fm[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nLike Robinson Caruso it's as primitive as can be [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 2:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                 [ch]Fm[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                            [ch]Fm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We don't fight, we all play nice living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                     [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nHitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nRaised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an 'utter [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                             [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nThink you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nWell, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                           [ch]Fm[/ch] \r\nI'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like [/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nOn my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                     [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nSo don't be vain and don't be whiny [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nOr else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 3:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                 [ch]Fm[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                     [ch]Fm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                   [ch]Fm[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                    [ch]Fm[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\n  But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish Paradise [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nOutro:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]      [ch]Fm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAhh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]       [ch]Fm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAhh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch![/tab]","plain_text":"Intro: Ab Fm G Cm\n\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge:\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOutro:","chords":["Ab","Fm","G","Cm","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"Fm":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,1,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}