{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1685181,"song":"Asshole","artist":"Denis Leary","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11353076-asshole-chords-by-denis-leary/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1685181?type=chord","rating":4.87325,"votes":173,"content":"The chords for almost the whole song are:\r\n      [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]  [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]        xx0232\r\n[ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]  x30230\r\n[ch]G/B[/ch]      x20030 ([ch]G6/B[/ch])\r\n[ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]    x10030 ([ch]Gm6/B[/ch])\r\n\r\n(Dennis Leary talks in the beginning of the song:\r\n\r\nFolks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream\r\nAbout you.  About me.\r\nAbout the way our  American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our\r\nchests.\r\nAbout that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts.\r\nMaybe below the cockles.\r\nMaybe in the sub-cockle area.\r\nMaybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon.\r\nWe don't know.)\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch]        [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm your average white, suburbanite slob.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]       [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI like football and porno and books about war.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]        [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]     [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy wife and my job, my kids and my car.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nMy feet on my table and a Cuban cigar[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]            [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nOh no, no way, no no[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI got to go out and have fun at someone else's expense[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]      [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nYeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah yeah-yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]     [ch]G/B[/ch]        [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nWhile people behind me are going insane[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI use public toilets and I piss on the seat[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]         [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI walk around in the summertime sayin' how about this heat[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nSometimes I park in handicap spaces[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]            [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nwhile handicapped people make handicapped faces[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMaybe I shouldn't be singing this song.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRanting and raving and carrying on.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]A/G[/ch]   [ch]A/F#[/ch]\r\nMaybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A/E[/ch]\r\nNaaaaa![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n\r\n(D    Dsus2/C    G/B   Gm/Bb continues under this spoken word)\r\n\r\n(… You know what I'm gonna do?\r\nI'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible\r\nHot pink with whale skin hubcaps\r\nAnd all leather cow interior\r\nAnd big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)\r\nAnd I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour\r\nGettin' one mile per gallon\r\nSucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's\r\nIn the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers\r\nAnd when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers\r\nI'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag\r\nAnd then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side\r\nAnd there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it\r\nYou know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why\r\nTwo words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?\r\nRussia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want\r\nThey can have a big democracy cakewalk\r\nRight through the middle of Tiananmen Square\r\nAnd it won't make a lick of difference\r\nBecause we've got the bombs, okay?\r\nJohn Wayne's not dead, he's frozen\r\nAnd as soon as we find a cure for cancer\r\nWe're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off\r\nYou know why?\r\nHave you ever taken a cold shower?\r\nWell, multiply that by fifteen million times\r\nThat's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be\r\nI'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes\r\nAnd Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey\r\nAnd drive down to Texas and\r\n(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)\r\nWhy don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?)\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm an asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nA-S-S-H-O-L-E!      Everybody![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dsus2/C[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Gm/Bb[/ch]\r\nA-S-S-H-O-L-E[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\n… I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it[/tab]","plain_text":"The chords for almost the whole song are:\n      D  Dsus2/C  G/B  Gm/Bb\n\nD        xx0232\nDsus2/C  x30230\nG/B      x20030 (G6/B)\nGm/Bb    x10030 (Gm6/B)\n\n(Dennis Leary talks in the beginning of the song:\n\nFolks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream\nAbout you.  About me.\nAbout the way our  American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our\nchests.\nAbout that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts.\nMaybe below the cockles.\nMaybe in the sub-cockle area.\nMaybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon.\nWe don't know.)\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n(D    Dsus2/C    G/B   Gm/Bb continues under this spoken word)\n\n(… You know what I'm gonna do?\nI'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible\nHot pink with whale skin hubcaps\nAnd all leather cow interior\nAnd big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)\nAnd I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour\nGettin' one mile per gallon\nSucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's\nIn the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers\nAnd when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers\nI'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag\nAnd then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side\nAnd there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it\nYou know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why\nTwo words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?\nRussia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want\nThey can have a big democracy cakewalk\nRight through the middle of Tiananmen Square\nAnd it won't make a lick of difference\nBecause we've got the bombs, okay?\nJohn Wayne's not dead, he's frozen\nAnd as soon as we find a cure for cancer\nWe're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off\nYou know why?\nHave you ever taken a cold shower?\nWell, multiply that by fifteen million times\nThat's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be\nI'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes\nAnd Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey\nAnd drive down to Texas and\n(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)\nWhy don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?)\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["D","Dsus2/C","G/B","Gm/Bb","G6/B","Gm6/B","Em","A","A/G","A/F#","A/E","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G/B":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,0,0,2],"frets":[-1,2,0,0,0,3]}}}