{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1682644,"song":"Im A Wanker","artist":"Roy Chubby Brown","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11352319-im-a-wanker-chords-by-roy-chubby-brown/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1682644?type=chord","rating":4.90809,"votes":4,"content":"______________________________________________________\r\nINTRO [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy mother said, that I never should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]A7[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nplay with the naughty rude,  girls in the wood[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]               \r\nTheir giggerling talk,  I could never understand[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd thats why I fell in love,  with my right hand[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd thats why[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                 \r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI was 25 years old, before I was kissed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A7[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]                                                \r\nand then I found that i prefered, a swift one off the wrist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIts cheap and con-venient, you cant catch VD[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIts avalible at anytime and its absolutly free[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd thats why[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                 \r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThank you for having me, and being oh so kind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]                              \r\nMy knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've used a badger and, a melon and a cat[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A7[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]A7[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nan in-flatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crocket hat______[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd thats why[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                 \r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThank you for having me, and being oh so kind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]                              \r\nMy knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind[/tab]\r\n\r\nOUTRO..(repeat over several times to fade)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                 \r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd[/tab]","plain_text":"______________________________________________________\nINTRO D G \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOUTRO..(repeat over several times to fade)","chords":["D","G","A7","A","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}