{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1678193,"song":"Miniature Soccer Team","artist":"Hank Green","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11351051-miniature-soccer-team-chords-by-hank-green/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1678193?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"==============\r\n\r\n  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA year ago today,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy brother convinced a girl to say \"I do\".[/tab]\r\n \r\nAnd that girl was you. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut Sarah, I've got to warn you,[/tab]\r\n\r\nI don't think you know just what you swore to. \r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou'll see, [/tab]\r\n\r\nWhat I mean. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh nothin' in the world could ever stop John Green,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch] \r\nFrom achieving his one unmatchable dream. [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't think that he would even stop at 19.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHe wants two entire miniature soccer teams[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch] \r\nFrom you.[/tab]\r\n \r\nFrom your womb. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n11 on each side;[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]Co-ed teams would be just fine.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs long, [/tab]\r\n\r\nas you don't take long. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n44 little tiny baby cleats [/tab]\r\n\r\nTied onto 44 baby feets \r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo cute. [/tab]\r\n\r\nIn their little Umbro suits. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell I'm glad you think that you're the luckiest girl,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn Indianapolis and all of the world.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I wouldn't think you'd be too keen,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOn birthing a miniature soccer team,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor him. [/tab]\r\n\r\nAll for him. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt might sound inhumane,[/tab]\r\n\r\nIt might sound like a lot of pain.\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nUnless you opt[/tab]\r\n\r\nTo adopt. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut John would probably just call me a cynic,[/tab]\r\n\r\nI think he's already called fertility clinics.\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's serious[/tab]\r\n\r\nAbout this. \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh 22 kids is probably more[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                        \r\nThan a middle-class family like you can afford. [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut nothing in the world is gonna stop John Green,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFrom seeing his miniature soccer team,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAt play.[/tab]\r\n\r\nOh, all day.\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSarah I have to warn you, [/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWarn you about what you've sworn to John Green,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIs a baby makin' machine. [/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]","plain_text":"==============\n\n  C\n\n\n\n\n \nAnd that girl was you. \n\n\n\n\nI don't think you know just what you swore to. \n\n\nWhat I mean. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \nFrom your womb. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nas you don't take long. \n\n\n\n\nTied onto 44 baby feets \n\n\nIn their little Umbro suits. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAll for him. \n\n\n\n\nIt might sound like a lot of pain.\n\n\nTo adopt. \n\n\n\n\nI think he's already called fertility clinics.\n\n\nAbout this. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh, all day.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC G C","chords":["C","A","G","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}