{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1674517,"song":"Xmas Has Been Xed","artist":"NOFX","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11349983-xmas-has-been-xed-chords-by-nofx/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1674517?type=chord","rating":4.92695,"votes":26,"content":"Intro\r\n\r\n[tab]E/----------------------------------------|\r\nB/------5----------------3-----------3--6-|\r\nG/---0----------------2-----------4-------|\r\nD/--------------0--------------5----------|\r\nA/3---------------------------------------|\r\nE/-----------------1----------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E/------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nB/------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nG/5555-7777-----------5555-5555-7777--------------------------|\r\nD/5555-7777-1212-1010-5555-5555-7777-1212-1010----------------|\r\nA/3333-5555-8-8-7-7---3333-3333-5555-8-8-7-7------------------|\r\nE/------------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIt's funny how some fables became historic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhen the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut people will believe anything if it's written[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEspecially in stone or ancient scroll[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nDecember 25th has been blacklisted[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSince Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt was the last thing anyone ever expected[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nXmas has been X'd[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo colored lights, no shopping sprees[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNo more presents under dead trees[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSt. Nick is dead but we don't grieve[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe celebrate the last Christmas Eve[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nJesuits are slowly turning Dianetic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nProtestants increasingly become agnostic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPriests and Nuns are molesting each other[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nMethodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nEvangelicals surprisingly are Nudist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut mostly everyone is trying to become Jew[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCuz Easter's canceled too[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo more egg hunts, no Sunday mass[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey canceled lent and slowed down fast[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]  \r\nEnjoy Christmas cuz it's your last[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo shopping sprees (don't worry son)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNo more presents (we don't need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights)[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSt. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (they won't cancel)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve[/tab]","plain_text":"Intro\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus","chords":["E","B","G","D","A","C","Dm","Am","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}