{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1669169,"song":"Your Horoscope For Today","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11348342-your-horoscope-for-today-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1669169?type=chord","rating":4.49968,"votes":15,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPieces! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAries! The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40lb watermelon in your colon[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, and give a hickey to Meryl Streep[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTaurus! You will never find true happiness, what you gonna do, cry about it?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGemini! Your birthday party will be ruined once again, by your explosive flatulence,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYour love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCancer! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driving test[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLeo! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face, oh no,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nVirgo! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, EXCEPT FOR YOU![/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nExpect a big surprise today, when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow you may find it inconceivable or at the very[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nleast a bit unlikely that the relative position of the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nplanets and the stars could have a special deep significance[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nor meaning that exclusively applies to only you[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nare all based on solid scientfic documented evidence[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nso you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nevery single one of them is absolutely true[/tab]\r\n\r\nWhere was I?\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLibra! A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you![/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nLaughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nScorpio! Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWork a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSagittarius! All your friends are laughing behind your back, \"Kill them...\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nTake down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCapricorn! The stars say you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIf I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today ay-ay-ay-ay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n That's your horoscope for today[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nC Dm Em F G G7 C F G\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhere was I?\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC C C C","chords":["C","Dm","Em","F","G","G7","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}