{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1666219,"song":"All Women Are Crazy","artist":"Voltaire","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11347420-all-women-are-crazy-chords-by-voltaire/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1666219?type=chord","rating":0.06523,"votes":0,"content":"Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm \r\na woman, but I love\r\nthis song :P\r\nThis song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is \r\nbest for you.\r\nHope this works.\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll women are crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll men are dumb[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos though we know they're crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe still want some[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's nothin’ new[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's sad but true
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat we just can't quit 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd we can't live with 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat's a man to do?[/tab]\r\n
\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBack in the Bible
[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere was a tree[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLord said to Adam, \"Don't you eat that fruit\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHe said, \"Fine by me\"
[/tab]\r\nBut then along came Eve\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLookin’ to do wrong[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd on account of her curves[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd his lack of nerves[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAdam went along[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos all women are crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll men are dumb[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos though we know they're crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe still want some[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's nothin’ new[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's sad but true
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat we just can't quit 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd we can't live with 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat's a man to do?[/tab]\r\n
\r\n            A

\r\nTake my old lady\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI bought her a gown
[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe were fixin’ to go out mixin’[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOut on the town[/tab]\r\nShe said, \"Do I look fat?\"\r\n[tab]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI said, \"Heck no! Just a little round\"
[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd since that day, I've walked this way[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt hurts to sit down[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos all women are crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll men are dumb[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos though we know they're crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe still want some[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's nothin’ new[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's sad but true
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat we just can't quit 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd we can't live with 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat's a man to do?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n*speaking part*\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFellas, there comes a time in every woman's life[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAbout once a month, to be exact[/tab]\r\nWhen they get kinda ornery\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, they start kickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe don't know what's wrong with them[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut in a week or so, they generally come around[/tab]\r\nAnd they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin’\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow, ladies, I feel for you, I really do[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's not an easy thing to go through[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut since we already know the outcome[/tab]\r\nI'd like to propose a little experiment\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBoys, the next time your woman gets crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh say, about a month from now[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin’?\"[/tab]\r\n(pause)\r\nThen you better grab your balls and run for the hills\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n*singing again*\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen I met my lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd asked for her hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe was the calmest and the sweetest girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIn all the land[/tab]\r\nBut then the ring went on\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd she went all wrong[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLike a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe spat pea soup and become a killer[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe ate three kids[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd my auntie's wig
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd the pastor's dog
[/tab]\r\n*pause*\r\nWhy?!\r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos all women are crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll men are dumb[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n‘Cos though we know they're crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe still want some[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's nothin’ new[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's sad but true
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat we just can't quit 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd we can't live with 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just can't shoot 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOr you'll end in prison[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd the biker from Hell, in your prison cell
[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMight take a shine to you[/tab]\r\n\r\nEnd on D","plain_text":"Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm \na woman, but I love\nthis song :P\nThis song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is \nbest for you.\nHope this works.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\nBut then along came Eve\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\n            A

\nTake my old lady\n\n\n\nShe said, \"Do I look fat?\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*speaking part*\n\n\nWhen they get kinda ornery\n\n\n\nAnd they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say\n\n\n\n\n\nI'd like to propose a little experiment\n\n\n\n\n(pause)\nThen you better grab your balls and run for the hills\n\nD\n\n*singing again*\n\n\n\n\nBut then the ring went on\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*pause*\nWhy?!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEnd on D","chords":["D","G","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}