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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1131714,"song":"Fat Children","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1131714-fat-children-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1131714?type=chord","rating":0.07481,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDo not feed doughnuts to your obese children[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou will regret it when they’re in their teens[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMaccas might shut them up now that they’re seven[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]            \r\nBut they won’t forgive you, when[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey’re getting picked last for PE[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nDon’t you see?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBoombalata motherfucker[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D9[/ch]                                     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nHave you noticed that your kids are fat?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWhat are you going to do about that?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhat are you going to do?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nSo you telling me that your family[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHas a history of obesity[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou got a polycystic ovary[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIt’s just the way that God made me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]   \r\nIt’s unlikely, statistically[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]     \r\nTo be a physical thing[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut either way it don’t explain why you[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAre in the cue at Burger King[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou can blame it on biology[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou can blame your physiology[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou can point to genealogy[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAnd your social anthropology[/tab]\r\n           \r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou can say you are an ectomorph[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch]                            [ch]D7[/ch]      \r\nThat you just can’t get the kilos off[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bm7[/ch]    \r\nWell you can be what you wanna be[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nBut stop feeding that boy KFC[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                         \r\nHe weighs 40 kilos and he’s only three[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm7[/ch]                                           [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nHe looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSwitching to Diet Coke is not the way back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  \r\nBoombalata kiddie-stuffer[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYour kid’s a fat, have you noticed that?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd you oughta be ashamed[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nFor you only have yourself to blame.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYour 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nOnly eats pizza like that because you do[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]      \r\nWill be dead of a heart attack[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBefore your grandchildren are ten[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                          \r\nPerhaps you’ll consider[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA cut-back on extra fries then[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBoombalata kiddie-stuffer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D9[/ch]                                     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nHave you noticed that your kids are fat?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWhat are you going to do about that?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhat are you going to do?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nSo you telling me that your family[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHas a history of obesity[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou got a polycystic ovary[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIt’s just the way that God made me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut – and in your case[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThere’s a reasonably big butt[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nDo you think it’s an appropriate treat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThere’s no excuse you silly goose[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nFor a child with a caboose[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]                                        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nLike a moose who’s eaten too much mousse[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIt’s tantamount to child abuse[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nKick them off the fucking couch[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nUnplug the Playstation[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nSend them down to the park[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIf they don’t wanna go, make ’em[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nTell them they have to jog[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nUntil their jogging shorts fit’em[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIf they hesitate, ask firmly[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf they still resist, hit’em[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]C[/ch]               \r\nIs this what you want for your little girl and guy?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThese chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSix packs of kit cats are not the way back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            \r\nBoombalata Kiddie-Stuffer[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYour kids are fat, did ya notice that?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd you, you ought to be ashamed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor you have only got yourself to blame[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYour 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]         \r\nHe'll be dead of an aneurysm[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]                  \r\nBefore his own children ism ten[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPerhaps you’ll consider[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA cut-back on Taco Bell then[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               \r\nPerhaps you’ll consider[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]             \r\nA cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]G[/ch]         \r\nAnd Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor weeknightly dinners in front of the TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd notes to the phys-ed instructor saying[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTimmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCos he’s 35 kilos above the ideal weight[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOf 35 kilos for a nine year old 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