{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1508346,"song":"Asians Eat Weird Things","artist":"AJ Rafael","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11278305-asians-eat-weird-things-chords-by-aj-rafael/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1508346?type=chord","rating":0.05659,"votes":0,"content":"A funny and true parody that relates to me since I'm azn too. ^_^ \r\n\r\nA parody of the song Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets\r\n\r\n\r\nStandard tuning - No Capo\r\n\r\n\r\nLYRICS:\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n(AJ Rafael)\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like oooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI know that it looks crazy, but actually it's tasty[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]D[/ch]                                                [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI'm talking about fooood, me and my friends eat weird things unlike you ooh[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPart of my culture it's just how we do[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok I'm Asian[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(ANDREW)\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm like \"Girl whatcha eatin for today?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nPut that bread down, lets go and run away\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nCuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell [/tab]\r\n\r\nI eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell \r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nEver had dim sum in the mornin' light?[/tab]\r\n\r\nI know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut if you taste it, I know you'll really like[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\neat the skin but leave the bones aiighht?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nLook at me look at me eating tripe now[/tab]\r\n\r\nLook at you look at you this is life now\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nit's fresh, more organic than fa--st food [/tab]\r\n\r\nYou could say it looks a lot more natural\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo this egg ain't hundred years old[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd no this cabbage ain't got no mold \r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I was hoping she would have a taste! [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nshe took one bite and just made a face [/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n(AJ)\r\n[tab]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like oooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYou're so amazed by everything that I eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like oooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok it's tasty[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]                                          [ch]Bm[/ch] \r\nI'm talking about fo--od, we got different social norms than you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPart of my culture it's just how we do[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]F#[/ch]    \r\nShe said, I don't like this platter, I pro'bly win fear factor[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(DAVID)\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYeah, yeah, I said \"Girl whatcha eat during weekdays\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nShe said \"salad and pasta each day\"\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut what about Asian food? [/tab]\r\n\r\nYou neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes!\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShe said, I liked the weird stuff growing up[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCuz you can't serve blood cubes at prom [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd Stinky tofu just sounds wrong[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop pretending, you don't like fermented[/tab]\r\n\r\nI admit the smell can be offensive\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut it tastes so good that you won't need another man [/tab]\r\n\r\nLet the flavors take you back to the motherland \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I can take you back to my mother and[/tab]\r\n\r\nShe can teach you how to cook without butter and-\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n\"Ooh ok, I mean I can cook\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n(AJ)\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like ooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYou'll be amazed by everything I eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like ooooh ooo, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI know that it looks crazy, But I'm telling you it's tasty[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                                        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIt's balut, there's a duck embryo inside just look,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo offense to PETA but it's good[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nOooh oooh, I told you it looks crazy, but you know it's so tasty [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nFrom Manila to Hong Kong [/tab]\r\n\r\nBangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nSeoul, Singapore, Saigon [/tab]\r\n\r\nJakarta, Beijing there's more\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]                       \r\nPhnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up baby that's raw[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n\"Hell no! we don't eat no dog, the most exotic it gets is frog\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n(AJ)\r\n[tab]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like oooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIt's not amazing all the things that we eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I told her like oooh ooh, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI know that it looks crazy, but it's pro'bly cuz we're Asian[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm talkin' bout food[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWe got different social norms than you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCan't change my culture it's just how we do[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe told me it looks crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI said it's okay I'm Asian![/tab]","plain_text":"A funny and true parody that relates to me since I'm azn too. ^_^ \n\nA parody of the song Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets\n\n\nStandard tuning - No Capo\n\n\nLYRICS:\n\nCHORUS:\n(AJ Rafael)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(ANDREW)\n\n\nPut that bread down, lets go and run away\n\n\nI eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell \n\n\n\nI know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLook at you look at you this is life now\n\n\nYou could say it looks a lot more natural\n\n\n\n\nAnd no this cabbage ain't got no mold \n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n(AJ)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(DAVID)\n\n\nShe said \"salad and pasta each day\"\n\n\nYou neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes!\n\n\n\n\nBut stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI admit the smell can be offensive\n\n\nLet the flavors take you back to the motherland \n\n\n\n\nShe can teach you how to cook without butter and-\n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n(AJ)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan\n\n\nJakarta, Beijing there's more\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n(AJ)","chords":["A","Em","G","F#","D","Bm"],"chord_diagrams":{"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}