{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1504762,"song":"Everything You Know Is Wrong","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11277095-everything-you-know-is-wrong-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1504762?type=chord","rating":4.73318,"votes":35,"content":"Standard Tuning EADGBe\r\n\r\nA more simplified version of an extremely complicated song (no reference intended)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]A7[/ch] [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]                                      [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhen suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI guessed \"Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? is it Bob or Joe or Walter?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bm[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nCould it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]A7[/ch]                         [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E7[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nwho takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAnd everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F#7[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]A7[/ch]                           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAs a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E7[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nJust then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAnd everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F#7[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental Interlude]\r\n\r\n[Accordion Solo]\r\n[ch]G[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Saxophone Solo]\r\n[ch]Cm[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Guitar Solo]\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Bb[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]A7[/ch] [ch]A7[/ch] (two strums)\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSo now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nNehru jacket that I'm wearing, he tells me that they've got a dress code,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bm[/ch]                          [ch]E7[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, he lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAnd every day he runs by screaming[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long, and[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nEverything ya used to think was so important doesnt really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F#7[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nEverything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]C#m[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll you need to understand is, everything you know is (everything you know is), everything you know is wrong![/tab]","plain_text":"Standard Tuning EADGBe\n\nA more simplified version of an extremely complicated song (no reference intended)\n\n\n[Intro]\nD  C  G   A    A7 A7\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental Interlude]\n\n[Accordion Solo]\nG    E    F#    G     A\n\n[Saxophone Solo]\nCm   F   G   Am  Bb   Am   Bb   G   C\n\n[Guitar Solo]\nDm  Eb  F  F#  Am  Bb  G  C   A7 A7 (two strums)\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]","chords":["A","D","C","G","A7","Bm","E","E7","Em","F#7","F","F#","Cm","Am","Bb","Dm","Eb","C#m"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}