{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1502153,"song":"Im A Textpert","artist":"Rhett & Link","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11276274-im-a-textpert-chords-by-rhett-link/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1502153?type=chord","rating":4.44915,"votes":5,"content":"Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords:\r\n\r\n(* means a quick strum on the chord change.)\r\n\r\nNO CAPO\r\n\r\n[Rhett & Link talking]\r\nHey\r\nWhatcha doing?\r\nDriving, whatcha doing?\r\nDriving and texting..\r\nHmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes, because. I'm a textpert[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAn expert at texting[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]           *F*                             \r\nRejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nDue to the fact that I'm distracted?![/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]Am[/ch]         *F*\r\nI multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYOU should keep both eyes on the road, sir. For real[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                           [ch]Am[/ch]                    *F*\r\nYou'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nLeave it to a pro. Be incommunicado[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]Am[/ch]            *F*  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nUntil you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo it isn't?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes it is[/tab]\r\n      Am   *F*\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nCause I'm a textpert! An expert at texting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nPressing, my keypad when my car's not resting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI can divide my attention up[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]Am[/ch]    *F*\r\nI got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith one eye on the road; one eye on my phone[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                                      [ch]Am[/ch]       *F*\r\nI texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNow I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]        *F*\r\nIt in to D and then chin-drive home[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Hook: Rhett & Link]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm a textpert[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nA textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm a textpert[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nDon't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt-urt-urt-urt-urt[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch] \r\nSometimes I text both sides of a conversation[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]      *F*\r\nCause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOn rare occasion, when I've got nothing to text about[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]             *F*\r\nI text myself reminders of what I'm doing now[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch] \r\nI carry on, more concurrent conversations[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]      *F*\r\nThan one phone alone is prone to accept[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nTested and perfected my patented method:[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]       *F*\r\nThe second handset hands-free toe text[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI ride with my Swedish Masseuse[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch] *F*\r\nShe gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch] \r\nMy yogi shows me hand yoga poses, like:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]          *F*\r\nDownward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n           G                 *F*\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]         *F*\r\nInstead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm an artiste! Using ASCII![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]         *F*\r\nI just texted this toad to an art gallery[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI text more, than the next bored pre-pubescent tween![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]        *F*\r\nIn fact I've text-induced my own second puberty![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHow does that work exactly?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]           *Am*\r\nEverything that happened before is happening some more[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI gave a lift to a drifter![/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd texted his estranged sister[/tab]\r\n            Am        *F*\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWell did I mention I'm a text-itrician?[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]    *F*\r\nA next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Rhett]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWell, I'm the next Dr. Phil of SMS[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]      *F*\r\nI'm poppin' out babies with the power of text![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Hook]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm a textpert[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nA textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                         |     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBy the way, where're you headed son?      |    (I'm a textpert)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                  |     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHeaded West on 421                        |       (Don't worry,)[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                                      |       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nUh-huh                                    |    (Nobody's gonna get hurt)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                        |     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYes. You?                                 |    (-urt-urt-)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                         |     [ch]F[/ch] \r\nMe? I'm headed...                         |    (-urt-urt)[/tab]\r\nG (if you want a punctual ending)\r","plain_text":"Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords:\n\n(* means a quick strum on the chord change.)\n\nNO CAPO\n\n[Rhett & Link talking]\nHey\nWhatcha doing?\nDriving, whatcha doing?\nDriving and texting..\nHmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n      Am   *F*\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Hook: Rhett & Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n\n[Link]\n           G                 *F*\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n            Am        *F*\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n[Rhett]\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n[Hook]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG (if you want a punctual ending)","chords":["G","F","C","Am","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}