{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1496490,"song":"Stroking My Beard","artist":"The Beards","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11274518-stroking-my-beard-chords-by-the-beards/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1496490?type=chord","rating":4.38971,"votes":4,"content":"[tab]Intro:\r\nE-C#min-A x2[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C#min[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]   \r\nWell you see my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]C#min[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd you think that I?m a lazy slob[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]   \r\nYeah you see my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C#min[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C#min[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd you think that I don?t have a Job (Don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#min[/ch]\r\nAnd you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don?t have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don?t have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI do have a beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Do have a beard)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut I don?t have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#[/ch] min      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n(Don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C#min[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]     \r\nWell you see my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]C#min[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd think I mustn?t live decently[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]         \r\nYeah you see my beard [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C#min[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]C#min[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd you assume that I haven?t showered recently (Haven't showered recently)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#min[/ch]\r\nAnd you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAs it happens you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI haven?t showered recently[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Haven?t showered recently)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI haven?t showered recently[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(You don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don?t have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(You don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI do have a beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]C#min[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\n(But you don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                       \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]C#min[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWell you see my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]C#min[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd you think that I look like a thug[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYeah you see my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C#min[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]C#min[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]     \r\nAnd you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#min[/ch]\r\nAnd you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOn this occasion you?re right[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI am on drugs[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(You are on drugs)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nI am on drugs[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(You don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI haven?t showered recently[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Haven?t showered recently)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don?t have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n(You should get a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]    (rest)      [ch]E[/ch]                   \r\nI?ve been spending my days stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]                  \r\n(You don?t have a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don't have a job[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(you don't have a job) [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI haven't showered recently[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Haven't showered recently)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI am on drugs[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(Stop taking drugs)[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI've been spending my days[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(spending your days)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJust stroking my beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(You are on drugs)[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMy beard feels really nice[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]C#min[/ch]\r\n(That's cause you're on drugs)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI am on drugs[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C#min[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n(Stop being on drugs and get a job)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI have a beard[/tab]\r","plain_text":"","chords":["E","C#min","A","F#min","B","C#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}