{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1488671,"song":"Side Projects Are Never Successful","artist":"Bomb the Music Industry!","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11271757-side-projects-are-never-successful-chords-by-bomb-the-music-industry/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1488671?type=chord","rating":4.845,"votes":5,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G5[/ch]\r\n(It was a hot June day, and my ass was sticking to the seat of my girlfriend's car)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, summer![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, summer![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, summer![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nStaten Island traffic in the summer, summer![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd when you stuff yourself into a suit and tie[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\ndo you think the judge can see through the sweat as he gives you your fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nfor a post-panic attack speeding ticket on a[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n90 degree day in New York.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd yeah, you're gonna drive home for three hours to work in a[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nbasement for tribute bands making posters[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nto pay about a fifth of that price.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's just Staten Island traffic in the summer. Oh![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   That orange ball. (HEY HEY HEY)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat burning orb of fire in the sky is gonna explode and we're all gonna die![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                     [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nExcept for the foolish few who will \"think ahead\" and drive their SUV's to their bomb shelters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nComplain about air conditioning because \"baby, we ain't got no more electricity.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey wanna rise when it's done, be a leader with a gun.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nBe a leader of what? Like a hundred and one?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell, fuck it, I'm gonna hang out on the rooftop when it comes.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause when it's dark, it'll be night time, baby.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll get my ass on up out of this mess.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe only stores that are open, baby.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey gonna sell beer, and they're gonna sell ice cream.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd we'll drink drink drink and get drunk drunk drunk[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand we'll talk talk talk about how much much much[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nhow much fun we had, yeah, when[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe were fuckin' the world, oh we're fucking the world, yeah![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse] \r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThrough the glares on our windshields, we can't see each others eyes,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\njust McDonalds cups and wrappers that they're throwing at full speed.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd yes, I long for a shadow. And yes, I always appreciate the irony[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthat the only cool comfort that allows us to see is a goddamn billboard. Sing it with me.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA billboard (billboard) is the only thing preventing us from blindly crashing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA billboard (billboard) is the only thing preventing us from blindly crashing[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd we'll never see a city not marred by advertisements,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand we'll NEVER have a future not working for those companies,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand it's sure as shit not getting better[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nso we might as well accept it now, oh.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd that really doesn't cheapen anything[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nbecause, baby, we're all born to be businessmen.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nEvery Fugazi record has a catalog number and a price tag[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                          [ch]D#dim[/ch]\r\nand every independent label is selling you another goddamn product.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut, NO, WE'RE not slaves to the music.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh no, WE'RE not slaves to the company, baby.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe do what we're born and raised to do[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nand when you're creating something, you're producing something[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand the act of producing is the creation of a product.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause when it's dark, it'll be night time, baby.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll get my ass on up out of this mess.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe only stores that are open, baby.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey gonna sell beer, and they're gonna sell ice cream.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd we'll drink drink drink and get drunk drunk drunk[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand we'll talk talk talk about how much much much[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nhow much fun we had, yeah, when[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]                           \r\nwe were fuckin' the world, oh we're fucking the world, yeah![/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYeah, we were fu fu cking cking the the world.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen the sun drops, you ain't gonna be hungover the next day.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C/B[/ch]\r\nWhen the comet hits, you ain't gonna have no bills to pay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C/Bb[/ch]\r\nWhen the bomb hits, it's gonna be a four day weekend. Hey hey![/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen it's all done I'm gonna feel great[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n...finally.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd when I finally got to work today, I ate my Subway sandwich,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand I drank my Coca-Cola Classic, and then I ate my Sunchips[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand I thought about the weekend when I'd fill up my Ford van[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nwith Mobil brand gas and drive to the Clear Channel venue and[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'd drink myself a Budweiser and play my Fender guitar[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthrough my Fender amplifier and tell the kids with a straight face[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthrough a Shure microphone and JBL speakers that corporate rock is for suckers.[/tab]\r\n\r\n...Uhh yeah.","plain_text":"[Intro]\nG5 C5 G5 C5\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse] \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...Uhh yeah.","chords":["G5","C5","C","G","Em","D","B","A7","F","Am","A","D#dim","C/B","C/Bb"],"chord_diagrams":{"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}