{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1476581,"song":"Starbomb - Its Dangerous To Go Alone","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11267090-starbomb-its-dangerous-to-go-alone-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1476581?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":25,"content":"[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Hey, hey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\n     Alright[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYeah, Aww yeah[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMy name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBeen on the force o' good since 1986, old school[/tab]\r\nI'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHold on a minute Link![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHey, what's up old man?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's dangerous to go alone, take this[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThough I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow grab your destiny if you know what I mean[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                                       [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWait a minute Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThis is a great chance to fondle a scrotum that you're blowing[/tab]\r\n\r\n(break)\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThat. Was. Weird, but whatever there is no time to lose[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI gotta warp on outta Zelda in this chilled out groove[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThis place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSomething in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHold on a minute Link![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOld Man, is that you?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThis is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's dangerous to go alone, take this[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nLook, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDon't be that way bitch let me introduce you[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTo my three best friends Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\nOH MY GOD!\r\n\r\n(break)\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOkay, now I really don't know where I am[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHold on a minute Link![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGod DAMN it, Old Man![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's dangerous to go alone, take-[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Link]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNO![/tab]\r\nFuck you!\r\nFuck you, I'm not giving you a-\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNot touching your we-[/tab]\r\nAm                            (stop playing)\r\nStop the chilled out groove!\r\nJeez!\r\nYou come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna splllllNO![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Old Man]\r\nSo is that a no on the handjob or...? Okay.","plain_text":"[Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n\n\n\n(break)\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Link]\nOH MY GOD!\n\n(break)\n\n\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n[Link]\n\n\n[Old Man]\n\n\n\n[Link]\n\nFuck you!\nFuck you, I'm not giving you a-\n\nAm                            (stop playing)\nStop the chilled out groove!\nJeez!\nYou come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon\n\n\n[Old Man]\nSo is that a no on the handjob or...? Okay.","chords":["Am","G","F","C","E","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}