{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1476398,"song":"Patricia The Stripper","artist":"The Wombats","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11267016-patricia-the-stripper-chords-by-the-wombats/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1476398?type=chord","rating":4.64317,"votes":15,"content":"I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. There \r\nwasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes and jumped really.\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe always gave me the fright of my life[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nI didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMixed with an empty feeling inside[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIt's such a bad idea[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTo fall in love with a 'lady of the night'[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] \r\n(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy didn't God give her two left feet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen she couldn't run away from me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                             \r\nMonths go by and I'm alone in bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhile she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nI've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight[/tab]\r\n                              \r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI go to all this effort[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJust to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] \r\n(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy didn't God give her two left feet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen she couldn't run away from me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] \r\n(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy didn't God give her two left feet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen she couldn't run away from me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe thinks I'm sad and that's alright[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Bm[/ch]                    \r\nShe's my coked up Botox girl[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPatricia, Patricia[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, Patricia the stripper come on home tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch] \r\nOh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]           \r\nSo why can't you come home with me tonight?[/tab]","plain_text":"I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. There \nwasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes and jumped really.","chords":["A","D","Bm","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}