{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1464046,"song":"Twydales Lament","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11262338-twydales-lament-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1464046?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"(intro [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]Eb[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch])\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIndicate then you stupid bastard how was I supposed to know[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat you intended to go left, I'm not a mind reader[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou shall be cast away into the fiery pit and in the fiery pit there are[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]                           (instr [ch]F[/ch])\r\nEternal sleeping policemen.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge[/tab]\r\nI watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream\r\nBefore heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull, splendid.\r\nI picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway\r\nAnd took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening\r\nAs that's where he likes to go for the quiz\r\nHe believes he is needed for the music round\r\nHis friends obviously humour him\r\nAnyway, I place myself at a nearby table\r\nAnd whenever he tries to light up a cigarette\r\nI fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands\r\nWhich he finds most annoying, most annoying. \r\n\r\n(instr [ch]F[/ch],     [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]F[/ch], [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] (x2)\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen you've been arrested for defacing the bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen you've been arrested for defacing the bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen you've been arrested for defacing the bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen you've been arrested for defacing the bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen you've been arrested for defacing the bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]     (fade out)\r\nGouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy [/tab]","plain_text":"(intro F       Eb    F)\n\n\n\n\n\nI watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream\nBefore heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull, splendid.\nI picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway\nAnd took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening\nAs that's where he likes to go for the quiz\nHe believes he is needed for the music round\nHis friends obviously humour him\nAnyway, I place myself at a nearby table\nAnd whenever he tries to light up a cigarette\nI fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands\nWhich he finds most annoying, most annoying. \n\n(instr F,     F  Bb F, Dm  C F (x2)","chords":["F","Eb","Bb","G","C","E","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}