{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1455801,"song":"Starbomb - Regretroid","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11259859-starbomb-regretroid-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1455801?type=chord","rating":4.97279,"votes":9,"content":"[tab]      [ch]Bbm[/ch]                         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThere was a bounty hunter in the depths of space[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G#[/ch]                         [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bbm[/ch]                          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHer name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G#[/ch]                              [ch]C#[/ch]       [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nWhen she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bbm[/ch]                          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nShe stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G#[/ch]                          [ch]C#[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bbm[/ch]                      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#[/ch]                       [ch]C#[/ch]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nUm okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ebm[/ch]                                  [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nI'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nYou're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Ebm[/ch]                             [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#[/ch]                            [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nThen you'll be digested and converted to feces[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ebm[/ch]                                [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nI'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nAnd your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Ebm[/ch]                     [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nAnd your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nIs that a problem, you fuck?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nUm no, prepare to die![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Bbm[/ch]                         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nKraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G#[/ch]                               [ch]C#[/ch]               [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nShe got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bbm[/ch]                                [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nNo wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G#[/ch]                               [ch]C#[/ch]             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nBut Samus said[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWhat pisses me off most in this world[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G#[/ch]                                [ch]C#[/ch]        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nIs when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bbm[/ch]                          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSo do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G#[/ch]                               [ch]C#[/ch]             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Ebm[/ch]                         [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nStop treating me like I'm a sex object[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nMother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ebm[/ch]                          [ch]Bbm[/ch] \r\nYeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#[/ch]                                               [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nOh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Ebm[/ch]                         [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nGet the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Ebm[/ch]                     \r\nThat's it, you're all fucking dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nWhat, this room feels stuffy[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nBy the way do you like puppies?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHere's a basket of puppies[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nWhoops, killed the puppies","plain_text":"Whoops, killed the puppies","chords":["Bbm","F#","G#","C#","Eb","Ebm","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}