{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1450386,"song":"Starbomb - Mega Marital Problems","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11258124-starbomb-mega-marital-problems-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1450386?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":7,"content":"[Danny Sexbang]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]  \r\nWelcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Egoraptor]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nDr. Wily? You're a therapist now?[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut you're evil and bent on world domination[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nNot anymore, those days are behind me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nDon't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Ego] \r\nOkay\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWell, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nA mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut I got a little problem with my android bride[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen it comes to making love she's never satisfied[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWe've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWe gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt would be seeming to me that the problem here[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]      \r\nIs you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n[Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nQuiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n (Sorry, I'm... I'm not evil anymore)[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nAnd then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMaybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nOr get burned by fireballs[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's a freaky man's dream[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n[Ego] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nGet out and do it you stupid bastard[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nYour marriage would be healthy like pure spring water[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNow leave my office before you are slaughtered[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Ego]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nFine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nFor the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nFirst I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nNow Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]                               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nI am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]Gm[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLike my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWomen can't resist my blonde, flowing locks[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'll slap a stamp right on my package[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd deliver your wife the cock[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy shiny armor is red, the color of victory[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhile your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]      \r\nWait, what are you doing?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Ego]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Bb[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMega dick, activate![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd then he banged his wife until she screamed \"Yes more\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThen she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n  Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Ego]\r\nWhat did you say?\r\n\r\n[Danny]\r\nNothing. Douche","plain_text":"[Danny Sexbang]\n\n\n\n[Egoraptor]\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n[Ego] \nOkay\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n\n[Ego]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n[Ego]\n\n\n[Danny]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Ego]\nWhat did you say?\n\n[Danny]\nNothing. Douche","chords":["Dm","C","Bb","A","Am","G","Gm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}