{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1449872,"song":"Psycho Bitch From Hell","artist":"Roger Alan Wade","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11257934-psycho-bitch-from-hell-chords-by-roger-alan-wade/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1449872?type=chord","rating":4.62502,"votes":9,"content":"This has always been one of my favorite \"novelty\" songs by Roger Alan Wade.  I \r\nnever quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy \r\nthinkin' and searchin'.  I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the \r\nsong just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro: E (Strum once)\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's a psycho bitch from Hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSuckin' on a Pall Mall[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nShe gets drunk as a carload of white trash[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWalks like a duck[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's hairy as the missin' link[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHer 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe nicest thing she ever said to me was \"you suck\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt just tends to go from bad to worse[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]                                                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B7[/ch]                                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's a psycho bitch from Hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSuckin' on a Pall Mall[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nShe gets drunk as a carload of white trash[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWalks like a duck[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's hairy as the missin' link[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHer 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe nicest thing she ever said to my momma was \"your son sucks\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 2: \r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]                                              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B7[/ch]                                                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nCause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus 3:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's a psycho bitch from Hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSuckin' on a Pall Mall[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nShe gets drunk as a carload of white trash[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWalks like a duck[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's hairy as the missin' link[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHer 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch] (Strum once)                                                               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe nicest thing she ever said to me was \"you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family\"[/tab]\r\n____________________________________\r\n\r\nEarly Times is a brand of whiskey\r\n\r\nA quaalude is a sedative pill\r\n\r\nIn the line \"Suckin' on a Pall Mall\" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger \r\npronounces it like \"Pell Mell\" to rhyme with the first line better.\r\n\r\nAnd in the line \"Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink\" (12D is a men's shoe size and \r\n\"Pick n' Pay\" is a the name of a store chain).","plain_text":"This has always been one of my favorite \"novelty\" songs by Roger Alan Wade.  I \nnever quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy \nthinkin' and searchin'.  I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the \nsong just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.\n\n\nIntro: E (Strum once)\n\n\nChorus 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n____________________________________\n\nEarly Times is a brand of whiskey\n\nA quaalude is a sedative pill\n\nIn the line \"Suckin' on a Pall Mall\" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger \npronounces it like \"Pell Mell\" to rhyme with the first line better.\n\nAnd in the line \"Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink\" (12D is a men's shoe size and \n\"Pick n' Pay\" is a the name of a store chain).","chords":["E","A","B7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}