{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1144604,"song":"Sister Josephine","artist":"Jake Thackray","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11254357-sister-josephine-chords-by-jake-thackray/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1144604?type=chord","rating":4.42053,"votes":27,"content":"[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Sister Josephine, what do all these policemen mean[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      \r\nBy coming to the convent in a grim limousine, after Sister Josephine?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhile you, Sister Josephine, you sit with your boots upon the altar screen[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou smoke one last cigar - what a funny nun you are![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]                               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBig bad Norman, fifteen years on the run[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]                            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe Sisters disbelieve it no that can't be Josephine[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]                           [ch]A7[/ch]        [ch]Ddim[/ch]    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJust think about her tenderness towards the younger nuns.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Sister Josephine, they're searching the chapel where you've been seen[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                            [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      \r\nThe nooks and the crannies of the nuns' canteen after Sister Josephine.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhile you Sister Josephine, you sip one farewell Benedictine[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]             \r\nBefore your au revoir - a right funny nun you are![/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]                             [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAdmittedly her hands are big and hairy and embellished with a curious tattoo[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAdmittedly her voice is on the deep side[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Ddim[/ch]    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAnd she seems to shave more often than the other Sisters do.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Sister Josephine, founder of the convent pontoon team[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey're looking through your bundles of rare magazines[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      \r\nAfter Sister Josephine.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhile you, Sister Josephine, you give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo the convent budgerigar - a bloody funny nun you are![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bm[/ch]                                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]                              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNor her lustful moaning fill the stille night[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]                               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bm[/ch]                              [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]A7[/ch]    [ch]Ddim[/ch] [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nNo longer will the cloister toilet seat stand up - right.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Sister Josephine, slipping through their fingers like Vaseline[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nLeaving them to clutch your empty crinoline, after Sister Josephine.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhile you Sister Josephine, sprinting through the suburbs when last seen[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDressed only in your wimple and your rosary[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Eb[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA right funny nun you seem to be.[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["G","Bm","C","Em","Am","D","D7","A7","Ddim","A","Eb","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}