{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1140530,"song":"Hole In My Pants","artist":"Dewey Cox","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11253646-hole-in-my-pants-chords-by-dewey-cox/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1140530?type=chord","rating":0.18487,"votes":0,"content":"The song is in standard tuning and is a basic G- C- D progression. Listen to it \r\nand you should get it no problem\r\n\r\nI got a little history song for ya. Ya ready? You're gonna love this one\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis is a story you need to hear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou can hear it when you re drinking your fifteenth beer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nIts a woeful tale of intrigue and romance[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIts a story of how the Wild west grew [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I swear every word is partly true[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThis ones about me and the hole that was in my pants[/tab]\r\n\r\nEverybody laughed when I walked to and fro\r\nJust why they were laughing I never did know\r\ntill one day I passed a mirror just by chance\r\n\r\nI seen my reflection in the looking glass\r\nAnd to my great surprise just below my ass\r\nWas a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants\r\n\r\nNow if I had had a pair to spare\r\nIm sure I might of found something different to wear\r\nBut I happened to have just returned from a trip to France\r\n\r\nAnd I packed pretty light so there was nothing more\r\nI could do that day then to try to ignore\r\nThe fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants\r\n\r\nFor a while things seemed to be going fine\r\nTill some joker made cracks and folks got in line\r\nAnd the other joker was joined by a pack of sycophants\r\n\r\nThey hooted and hollered and pointed and poked\r\nAnd it wasnt too long till I was sick of their jokes\r\nTheir jokes on account of the hole in my pants\r\n\r\nWell I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes\r\nI was ready to take on all of them kooks\r\nWhen out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance\r\n\r\nTo say she looked good barley hits the truth \r\nCoulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth\r\nAnd best of all she had a hole in her pants\r\n\r\nYou wanna hear more?\r\nWell then show me your drawers. No not you.\r\n\r\n\r\nWell this girl and me got together you see\r\nAnd everyone around could tell that we\r\nWere tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance\r\n\r\nFolks she was my queen and I was her king\r\nAnd far from it being a negative thing \r\nIt was mighty useful to have holes in our pants\r\n\r\nYou know what I mean? Yeah I thought you did\r\n\r\nWell first then one, then two, then four, then eight\r\nThen everyone had holes in their pants it was great\r\nShoulda seen it man the whole town started to dance\r\n\r\nNow you probably figured out if you concentrated \r\nThat thats how the wild west got populated\r\nAnd it all began with a hole in my pants\r\n\r\nIm just about finished and I mean right now sir\r\nWith a song about the big hole in my big trousers\r\nPants and holes and I feel like im in a trance\r\n\r\nThe moral of the story the moral of the song\r\nIs maybe wed all just get along \r\nA HOOOLLLLEEE lot better If we all had holes in our pants\r\n\r\nYour got dirty minds","plain_text":"The song is in standard tuning and is a basic G- C- D progression. Listen to it \nand you should get it no problem\n\nI got a little history song for ya. Ya ready? You're gonna love this one\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEverybody laughed when I walked to and fro\nJust why they were laughing I never did know\ntill one day I passed a mirror just by chance\n\nI seen my reflection in the looking glass\nAnd to my great surprise just below my ass\nWas a big ole ripped out gaping hole in my pants\n\nNow if I had had a pair to spare\nIm sure I might of found something different to wear\nBut I happened to have just returned from a trip to France\n\nAnd I packed pretty light so there was nothing more\nI could do that day then to try to ignore\nThe fact that I had a big ole hole in my pants\n\nFor a while things seemed to be going fine\nTill some joker made cracks and folks got in line\nAnd the other joker was joined by a pack of sycophants\n\nThey hooted and hollered and pointed and poked\nAnd it wasnt too long till I was sick of their jokes\nTheir jokes on account of the hole in my pants\n\nWell I was pretty steamed and I put up my dukes\nI was ready to take on all of them kooks\nWhen out the corner my eye this girl gave me a glance\n\nTo say she looked good barley hits the truth \nCoulda made a Lincoln lover out of John Wilkes Booth\nAnd best of all she had a hole in her pants\n\nYou wanna hear more?\nWell then show me your drawers. No not you.\n\n\nWell this girl and me got together you see\nAnd everyone around could tell that we\nWere tighter than Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance\n\nFolks she was my queen and I was her king\nAnd far from it being a negative thing \nIt was mighty useful to have holes in our pants\n\nYou know what I mean? Yeah I thought you did\n\nWell first then one, then two, then four, then eight\nThen everyone had holes in their pants it was great\nShoulda seen it man the whole town started to dance\n\nNow you probably figured out if you concentrated \nThat thats how the wild west got populated\nAnd it all began with a hole in my pants\n\nIm just about finished and I mean right now sir\nWith a song about the big hole in my big trousers\nPants and holes and I feel like im in a trance\n\nThe moral of the story the moral of the song\nIs maybe wed all just get along \nA HOOOLLLLEEE lot better If we all had holes in our pants\n\nYour got dirty minds","chords":["G","C","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}