{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1136995,"song":"Whats Funny","artist":"Bo Burnham","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11252876-whats-funny-chords-by-bo-burnham/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1136995?type=chord","rating":4.74313,"votes":37,"content":"[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bmin[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLike Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Bmin[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLike Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo put your cell phones to vibrate,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Bmin[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd put your vibrators to cell phone mode,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]Bmin[/ch]\r\nWelcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nJOKE... (laugh)... exactly.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                 [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]Bmin[/ch]\r\nWelcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWith a rap a dist and a,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]           \r\nSwift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bmin[/ch]                                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLike Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got a show that'll test ya kids,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bmin[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThen ask one question and the question is,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                                                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Bmin[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, Humor is often linked to shared experience,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                       \r\nLike a guy gets up and says,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]                                                  [ch]Bmin[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]Bmin[/ch]\r\nOh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nReally good point, they should fix that,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]Bmin[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIts good to know that somebody finally gets me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]                                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nbecause my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bmin[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nto lose all sense of self.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]Bmin[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch] \r\nSo its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]Bmin[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBecause stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you're an asian comic just get up and say,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]Bmin[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]Bmin[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nthen just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D[/ch]                                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBecause they privately thought that your people were laughable,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Bmin[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd now you've given them the chance to express that in public,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Bmin[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Bmin[/ch]       [stop]\r\nThen take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard      misdirection[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                                                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?[/tab]\r\n[stop]\r\nTOURETTE'S!\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                                                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? And the audience says[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]Bmin[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow I'm older and bolder,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]                                         [ch]Bmin[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer,[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFuck my life I don't fuck my wife,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bmin[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nso fuck my wife and fuck my life,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Bmin[/ch]                                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMy daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the marriage made her miss merry americana,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bmin[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI want a teen without screaming prima-donna,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Bmin[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut the radical feminists made my wife a man,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Bmin[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]Bmin[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]     \r\nI hate my life and it hates me back, [/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand my friend is black, [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]Bmin[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nbut I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Bmin[/ch]\r\n\"Yo whatup Jamaal?\", [/tab]\r\n[tab][stop]                                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEven though his name is Steve,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bmin[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nJews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bmin[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma,[/tab]\r\nA              [just strum angrily a bunch of times]\r\nAnd I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....\r\n\r\n.....\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                                                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?[/tab]\r\n[stop]\r\n*pop* It's a boy!\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                                                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHopefully this[/tab]","plain_text":"[stop]\nTOURETTE'S!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA              [just strum angrily a bunch of times]\nAnd I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....\n\n.....\n\n\n[stop]\n*pop* It's a boy!","chords":["D","G","Bmin","A","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}