{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1129081,"song":"Cantina","artist":"Voltaire","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11251060-cantina-chords-by-voltaire/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1129081?type=chord","rating":0.14552,"votes":0,"content":"Cantina by Voltaire\r\n[ch]G[/ch], [ch]D[/ch], [ch]G[/ch], [ch]D[/ch], etc...\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell then I saw that there cantina[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'll go in for an Orangina[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI heard it was rough but how bad could it be?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll manner of man and beasts were starin' at me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSeems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI lost more than my heart in that cantina[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI left my manhood there on Tatooine[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man![/tab]\r\n\r\nI was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo\r\nI'da never guessed that pirate was a homo\r\nI woke up next to Chewbacca\r\nI was smeared in Wookie caca\r\nAnd what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!\r\n\r\nOl' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie\r\nAnd he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie\r\nHe pulled me into Jabba's hut\r\nHe stared intently at my butt\r\nAnd then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini\r\n\r\nI lost more than my heart in that cantina\r\nI left my manhood there on Tatooine\r\nSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek\r\nBut if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!\r\n\r\nWell, a guy walked up and said \"My friend doesn't like you.\"\r\nI said 'Sorry.'\r\nHe said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits\r\nAnd then some old dude who taught Vader\r\nChopped his arm off with a sabre\r\nThat later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww\r\n\r\nI was broken on the floor beat to a stupor\r\nThen I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!\r\nBut then my hope faded away,\r\nI didn't know they cloned 'em gay\r\nAnd they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper\r\n\r\nI lost more than my heart in that cantina\r\nI left my manhood there on Tatooine\r\nSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek\r\nWhich is why I still go there every week!","plain_text":"Cantina by Voltaire\nG, D, G, D, etc...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\nI was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo\nI'da never guessed that pirate was a homo\nI woke up next to Chewbacca\nI was smeared in Wookie caca\nAnd what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!\n\nOl' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie\nAnd he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie\nHe pulled me into Jabba's hut\nHe stared intently at my butt\nAnd then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini\n\nI lost more than my heart in that cantina\nI left my manhood there on Tatooine\nSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek\nBut if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!\n\nWell, a guy walked up and said \"My friend doesn't like you.\"\nI said 'Sorry.'\nHe said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits\nAnd then some old dude who taught Vader\nChopped his arm off with a sabre\nThat later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww\n\nI was broken on the floor beat to a stupor\nThen I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!\nBut then my hope faded away,\nI didn't know they cloned 'em gay\nAnd they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper\n\nI lost more than my heart in that cantina\nI left my manhood there on Tatooine\nSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek\nWhich is why I still go there every week!","chords":["G","D","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}