{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1124849,"song":"Douchebag","artist":"Patent Pending","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11250091-douchebag-chords-by-patent-pending/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1124849?type=chord","rating":4.4305,"votes":10,"content":"[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                           [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nYou drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]                                   [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nBut time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be [/tab]\r\n     [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] prick\r\n[tab]                        [ch]D[/ch]                     \r\nA fake, your parents' greatest mistake[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                                    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nYou're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]                                   [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nCause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nNobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nOf your high school where you graduated six years ago[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]  (hold)         \r\nHey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHey bro, we get it, your style is sick[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nI know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou took it off while at a party to show your tattoos[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAt the beer pong table where you never lose[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nCause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nNobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nOf your high school where you graduated six years ago[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch] (hold)              \r\nHey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThere's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGirl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nHit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIn to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nTake a protein shake with a jager bomb shot[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nDrinking Jose all day party in here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou drink mad beers[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nEvery night I pray to God that you never reproduce[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThe last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nIt's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch] (hold)              \r\nHey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\nYou will always be a douchebag\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nDude! (Dude!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm not your bro[/tab]\r\n(I'm not your bro)\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nDude! (Dude!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm not your bro-o-o-o[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nDude! (Dude!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm not your bro[/tab]\r\n(I'm not your bro)\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nDude! (Dude!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI'm not your bro-o-o-o [/tab]\r\n\r\nend on A","plain_text":"A\nA prick\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\nYou will always be a douchebag\n\n\n\n(I'm not your bro)\n\n\n\n\n(I'm not your bro)\n\n\n\nend on A","chords":["A","D","E","F#m","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}