{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1114901,"song":"Thems The Vagaries","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11248024-thems-the-vagaries-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1114901?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]     x2\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                                         [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThose corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSay hello spinal curvature, get used to the mirthless furniture[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                         [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNow we've kissed I've written this list, I thought you ought to know[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]               \r\nWell I'll not sit backwards on the train [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI can't say I'll always flush the chain[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Solo]\r\n[ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]      x2\r\n\r\n\r\n[Middle 8]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAncient pack horse bridges we'll avoid[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]F#7[/ch]\r\nMarijuana bores must be destroyed[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes, not so octopus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                  [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot, sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                            [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  You point to finches in my yard and you ask \"what's them things there?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                         \r\n  Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                            [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  And I've been saving these things just for you[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   \r\nFor you[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   \r\nFor you[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    \r\nFor you [/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nA   E   D   A   E     x2\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Solo]\nA   E   D   A   E      x2\n\n\n[Middle 8]\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["A","E","D","Bm","G","F#7","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}