{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1108818,"song":"Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11246600-stop-forwarding-that-crap-to-me-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1108818?type=chord","rating":4.87629,"votes":15,"content":"[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd there's no way you're gonna slow it down[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou say we gotta treasure each moment[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWho knows how long we're gonna be around[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah you keep on telling me life is short[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd it's hard to disagree with what you say[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause I'm always reading, Always deleting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery useless piece of garbage that you send my way[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEvery stupid hoax[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAll those corny jokes[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWell I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nNo it isn't ok if you brighten my day [/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nAnd I didn't request a personality test[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding - that crap to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] - [ch]Bm[/ch] - [ch]C[/ch] - [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAhhhhhhhhhhhhh...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nto every single person you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThat everybody else already saw three years ago[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd wacky badly Photoshopped billboards[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B7[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nwere never that amusing to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nAnd I just can't believe you believe those urban legends[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]D6[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nNo I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nSend more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPlease stop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWell I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nWon't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding... that crap to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf I don't pass your letter along...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell now I know you're wishing [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nI'll sign your petition[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut stop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I don't want to read your series [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nOf conspiracy theories[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust stop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd your two million loser friends[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAll have my address now[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCause you never figured out the way to B C  C[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow I gotta insist[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTake me off of your list[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding-- that crap to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch] - [ch]G/F#[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]Em[/ch] - [ch]Em/D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStop forwarding that crap to me[/tab]\r\n(repeats)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] - [ch]D[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAhhhhhhh....[/tab]","plain_text":"(repeats)","chords":["G","D","Em","C","B","Bm","Bm7","D6","B7","Am","A","G/F#","Em/D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"Bm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,2,0,3],"frets":[-1,2,0,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}