{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1099849,"song":"Shes Nubs","artist":"NOFX","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11244373-shes-nubs-chords-by-nofx/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1099849?type=chord","rating":4.79875,"votes":14,"content":"She's Nubs - NOFX\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHow does she get in and out of tubs[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nCause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNo fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNo phalanges no knobby knees to knock.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's always in the stands, she's nubs[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's got no funny bone, she's nubs[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNo shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nshe's nubs[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nand told her I'd see her at the next club. [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]     \r\nshe got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and [/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nkinda waved her stub[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nbut without calves and thighs, she's nubs[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhen all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs (she is nubs).[/tab]","plain_text":"She's Nubs - NOFX","chords":["D","A","E","F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}