{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1090542,"song":"Statisticians Blues","artist":"Todd Snider","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11241883-statisticians-blues-chords-by-todd-snider/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1090542?type=chord","rating":4.66419,"votes":8,"content":"Statistician Blues\r\n\r\nTodd Snider\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                         [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\n97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time[/tab]\r\n\r\n64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot\r\n82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not\r\nI don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt\r\nI need another double shot of something 90 proof\r\nI got too much to think about\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nToo much to think about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nToo much to figure out[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch] \r\nStuck between hope and doubt[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt's too much to think about[/tab]\r\n\r\nThey say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need\r\n84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed\r\nBecause 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success\r\nEven though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population\r\nDrinks to an alarming excess\r\nMore money, more stress\r\n\r\nIt's too much to think about\r\nToo much to figure out\r\nStuck between hope and doubt\r\nIt's too much to think about\r\nPick it now\r\n\r\n84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs\r\nThey say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs\r\nThere's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while\r\nLately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style\r\n\r\nAnd it's too much to think about\r\nToo much to figure out\r\nStuck between hope and doubt\r\nIt's too much to think about\r\nThat's right\r\nIt's too much to think about\r\nAmen\r\nIt's too much to think about\r\nMmm hmmm\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nsm1353","plain_text":"Statistician Blues\n\nTodd Snider\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot\n82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not\nI don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt\nI need another double shot of something 90 proof\nI got too much to think about\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThey say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need\n84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed\nBecause 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success\nEven though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population\nDrinks to an alarming excess\nMore money, more stress\n\nIt's too much to think about\nToo much to figure out\nStuck between hope and doubt\nIt's too much to think about\nPick it now\n\n84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs\nThey say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs\nThere's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while\nLately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style\n\nAnd it's too much to think about\nToo much to figure out\nStuck between hope and doubt\nIt's too much to think about\nThat's right\nIt's too much to think about\nAmen\nIt's too much to think about\nMmm hmmm\n\n\n\nsm1353","chords":["A","D","B7","E","F#m"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}