{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1082496,"song":"Fk Everything","artist":"Jon Lajoie","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11239534-fk-everything-chords-by-jon-lajoie/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1082496?type=chord","rating":4.81151,"votes":4,"content":"The song doesn't actually have guitar in, but it can be played on one.\r\n\r\nChord Progression Throughout: Am F E\r\n\r\nYo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.\r\nWell, step aside bitches, 'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.\r\n\r\nWhat?!\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(I don't a give a fuck...)[/tab]\r\nAbout anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what\r\n(I don't give a fuck...)\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI literally don't give a fuck about anything[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything[/tab]\r\nPeople care about shit, I say fuck everything\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don't need heat or Vitamin D![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread[/tab]\r\nAnd fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead\r\nAnd fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand[/tab]\r\nAnd fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan\r\nAnd fuck the the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDemolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like[/tab]\r\nDon't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like\r\nLike tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes[/tab]\r\nFuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind\r\nFuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land[/tab]\r\nAnd fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad\r\nAnd fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMy dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus- [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWalked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup[/tab]\r\nThe girl says \"Small, medium, large?\"\r\nI say \"Bitch, I don't give a fuck\"\r\nShe said \"I can't process your order if you don't pick a size\"\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI said \"Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker[/tab]\r\nAnd I don't give a fuck about liquids either\r\nThey're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLike human semen when I get it all over my face[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex[/tab]\r\nAnd fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead\r\nFuck biological functions, fuck the human body\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI call myself \"Batyote\" and I fight crime at night[/tab]\r\nI know it's similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright\r\nI plagiarize all the time, I do it every day\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch[/tab]\r\nSearching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick\r\nIs it deterministic or am I free to choose my way\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDid I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag[/tab]\r\nFilling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag\r\nYou know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(I don't a give a chainsaw...)[/tab]\r\nAbout anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what\r\n(I don't give a chainsaw...)\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI literally don't give a chainsaw about anything[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most[/tab]\r\nI wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo\r\nI don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nso I do give a fuck... wait, what?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(I give a fuck...)[/tab]\r\nAbout everything, I love everyone and care about everything\r\n(I give a fuck...)\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI literally care about every motherfucking thing[/tab]","plain_text":"The song doesn't actually have guitar in, but it can be played on one.\n\nChord Progression Throughout: Am F E\n\nYo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.\nWell, step aside bitches, 'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.\n\nWhat?!\n\n\nAbout anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what\n(I don't give a fuck...)\n\n\n\nPeople care about shit, I say fuck everything\n\n\n\nAnd fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead\nAnd fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo\n\n\n\nAnd fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan\nAnd fuck the the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes\n\n\n\nDon't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like\nLike tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch\n\n\n\nFuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind\nFuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke\n\n\n\nAnd fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad\nAnd fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time\n\n\nChorus- Am F E\n\n\nThe girl says \"Small, medium, large?\"\nI say \"Bitch, I don't give a fuck\"\nShe said \"I can't process your order if you don't pick a size\"\n\n\n\nAnd I don't give a fuck about liquids either\nThey're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place\n\n\n\nAnd fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead\nFuck biological functions, fuck the human body\n\n\n\nI know it's similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright\nI plagiarize all the time, I do it every day\n\n\n\nSearching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick\nIs it deterministic or am I free to choose my way\n\n\n\nFilling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag\nYou know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it\n\n\n\nAbout anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what\n(I don't give a chainsaw...)\n\n\n\nI wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo\nI don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,\n\n\n\nAbout everything, I love everyone and care about everything\n(I give a fuck...)","chords":["Am","F","E","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}