{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1067253,"song":"Tmz","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11236398-tmz-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1067253?type=chord","rating":4.36771,"votes":14,"content":"[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd so it only makes sense, the world would be[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nObsessed with every single thing you do[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSee something real embarrassing you do[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThat's the story that they're gonna feature[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith exclusive pics of your flabby behind,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nA bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFollowing you when you're walking down the street[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo you cover your face thinking to yourself:[/tab]\r\n\"Hey, isn't this creepy?\"\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town[/tab]\r\n\r\nThey'll be there with you when you're going to jail,\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFirst on the scene for every wardrobe fail[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou just picked up some transvestite,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSeconds later, it's up on the website[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGet a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nStumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're on TMZ-ee[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nStalkin' you, just waiting by your front door[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTrailin' you through airport security-y-yy,[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey're with TMZ[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey're with TMZ[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab](Spoken) [ch]D[/ch], [ch]A[/ch], [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!\"[/tab]\r\n\"Is that a baby bump?\"\r\n\"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!\"\r\n\"Look who's drinking coffee!!\"\r\n\"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!\"\r\n\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em[/ch]          \r\nOh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA famous person can't[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEven get a DUI,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nor go on a racist rant[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThose guys are all around[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo you really shouldn't dare[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' to every club in town[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf you've lost your underwear...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSeems that every single time a star decides to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey're on TMZ-e-ee[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf they catch you peein' in the bushes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nLater on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou're on TMZ[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nEvery single celebrity-y-yy,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nKnows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ[/tab]","plain_text":"\"Hey, isn't this creepy?\"\n\n\n\n\nThey'll be there with you when you're going to jail,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Is that a baby bump?\"\n\"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!\"\n\"Look who's drinking coffee!!\"\n\"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!\"","chords":["D","A","Em","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}