{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1051351,"song":"Plastic Jesus","artist":"Ed Rush","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11232512-plastic-jesus-chords-by-ed-rush/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1051351?type=chord","rating":4.97685,"votes":36,"content":"Plastic Jesus chords\r\n\r\n\r\nOpen or Capo II\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell, I don't care if it rains or freezes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nLong as I have my plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't care if it rains or freezes,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nas long as I've got my plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nglued to the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou can buy him phosphorescent,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nglows in the dark, he's pink and pleasant,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\ntake him with you when you're travelling far[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't care if it's dark or scary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nlong as I have magnetic Mary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nridin' on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI feel I'm protected amply,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got the whole damn Holy Family,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou can buy a sweet Madonna,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\ndressed in rhinestones,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nsitting on a pedestal of abalone shell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' ninety, I'm not wary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nguaranteeing I won't go to Hell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\nI don't care if it bumps or jostles\r\nLong as I got the Twelve Apostles\r\nBolted to the dashboard of my car\r\nDon't I have a pious mess\r\nSuch a crowd of holiness\r\nStrung across the dashboard of my car\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\nNo, I don't care if it rains or freezes\r\nLong as I have my plastic Jesus\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\r\nBut I think he'll have to go\r\nHis magnet ruins my radio\r\nAnd if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\nRiding through the thoroughfare\r\nWith his nose up in the air\r\nA wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind\r\nTrouble coming, he don't see\r\nHe just keeps his eyes on me\r\nAnd any other thing that lies behind\r\n\r\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\r\nThough the sun shines on his back\r\nMakes him peel, chip, and crack\r\nA little patching keeps him up to par\r\n\r\nWhen pedestrians try to cross\r\nI let them know who's boss\r\nI never blow my horn or give them warning\r\nI ride all over town\r\nTrying to run them down\r\nAnd it's seldom that they live to see the morning\r\n\r\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\r\nHis halo fits just right\r\nAnd I use it as a sight\r\nAnd they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far\r\n\r\nWhen I'm in a traffic jam\r\nHe don't care if I say Damn\r\nI can let all sorts of curses roll\r\nPlastic Jesus doesn't hear\r\nFor he has a plastic ear\r\nThe man who invented plastic saved my soul\r\n\r\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\r\nOnce his robe was snowy white\r\nNow it isn't quite so bright\r\nStained by the smoke of my cigar\r\n\r\nGod made Christ a Holy Jew\r\nGod made Him a Christian too\r\nParadoxes populate my car\r\nJoseph beams with a feigned elan\r\nFrom the shaggy dash of my furlined van\r\nFamous cuckold in the master plan\r\n\r\nNaughty Mary, smug and smiling\r\nJesus dainty and beguiling\r\nKnee-deep in the piling of my van\r\nHis message clear by night or day\r\nMy phosphorescent plastic Gay\r\nSimpering from the dashboard of my van\r\n\r\nWhen I'm goin' fornicatin\r\nI got my ceramic Satan\r\nSinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\r\nThe women know I'm on the level\r\nThanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil\r\nRidin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\r\nSneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\r\nLeering from the dashboard of my van\r\n\r\nIf I weave around at night\r\nAnd the police think I'm tight\r\nThey'll never find my bottle, though they ask\r\nPlastic Jesus shelters me\r\nFor His head comes off, you see\r\nHe's hollow, and I use Him for a flask\r\n\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\r\nRide with me and have a dram\r\nOf the blood of the Lamb\r\nPlastic Jesus is a holy bar\r\n\r\nSet8","plain_text":"Plastic Jesus chords\n\n\nOpen or Capo II\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI don't care if it bumps or jostles\nLong as I got the Twelve Apostles\nBolted to the dashboard of my car\nDon't I have a pious mess\nSuch a crowd of holiness\nStrung across the dashboard of my car\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo, I don't care if it rains or freezes\nLong as I have my plastic Jesus\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\nBut I think he'll have to go\nHis magnet ruins my radio\nAnd if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRiding through the thoroughfare\nWith his nose up in the air\nA wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind\nTrouble coming, he don't see\nHe just keeps his eyes on me\nAnd any other thing that lies behind\n\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\nThough the sun shines on his back\nMakes him peel, chip, and crack\nA little patching keeps him up to par\n\nWhen pedestrians try to cross\nI let them know who's boss\nI never blow my horn or give them warning\nI ride all over town\nTrying to run them down\nAnd it's seldom that they live to see the morning\n\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\nHis halo fits just right\nAnd I use it as a sight\nAnd they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far\n\nWhen I'm in a traffic jam\nHe don't care if I say Damn\nI can let all sorts of curses roll\nPlastic Jesus doesn't hear\nFor he has a plastic ear\nThe man who invented plastic saved my soul\n\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\nOnce his robe was snowy white\nNow it isn't quite so bright\nStained by the smoke of my cigar\n\nGod made Christ a Holy Jew\nGod made Him a Christian too\nParadoxes populate my car\nJoseph beams with a feigned elan\nFrom the shaggy dash of my furlined van\nFamous cuckold in the master plan\n\nNaughty Mary, smug and smiling\nJesus dainty and beguiling\nKnee-deep in the piling of my van\nHis message clear by night or day\nMy phosphorescent plastic Gay\nSimpering from the dashboard of my van\n\nWhen I'm goin' fornicatin\nI got my ceramic Satan\nSinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\nThe women know I'm on the level\nThanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil\nRidin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\nSneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home\nLeering from the dashboard of my van\n\nIf I weave around at night\nAnd the police think I'm tight\nThey'll never find my bottle, though they ask\nPlastic Jesus shelters me\nFor His head comes off, you see\nHe's hollow, and I use Him for a flask\n\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus\nRiding on the dashboard of my car\nRide with me and have a dram\nOf the blood of the Lamb\nPlastic Jesus is a holy bar\n\nSet8","chords":["D","G","A","Asus4","Dsus4"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Asus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,3,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dsus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,3]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}