{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1034899,"song":"My Balls","artist":"Ray William Johnson","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11228363-my-balls-chords-by-ray-william-johnson/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1034899?type=chord","rating":2.73353,"votes":3,"content":"Intro\r\n[ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\nThe G note is played quickly ([ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch])\r\n \r\n(Repeat this chords all the way)\r\n\r\nGirl, I know you left me,\r\nbut there was something I forgot to show you.\r\n\r\nBaby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.\r\nIt's been a while since we last spoke, but\r\nI need another chance. Can you give me that?\r\n'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.\r\n\r\nI wanna be your man again, \r\nBut you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.\r\nAnd I know you said you'd never call,\r\nBut girl, you ain't seen my balls.\r\n\r\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\r\n(repeat)\r\n\r\nMy balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.\r\nThey're so damn big. How big are they?\r\nThey're so big. It's really obnoxious.\r\nIt's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.\r\nThey're so big. I can't hold 'em back.\r\nEven Cartman's like, man those are fat.\r\nThey're so big. They're run over your feet.\r\nThat's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.\r\n\r\nAnd how can I be subtle, \r\nwhen my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?\r\nAnd everyone at Disney World keeps telling me\r\nThat Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.\r\nIn fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll\r\nFight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.\r\nI'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,\r\n'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.\r\n\r\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\r\n(repeat)\r\n\r\nMy balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',\r\nbut they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.\r\nAnd when the sun's right, it might cause\r\nA total solar eclipse of my balls.\r\n'Cause these things are where it's happenin',\r\nand when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.\r\nShould I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?\r\nNo, excuse me I'm on the chorus.\r\n\r\nI got what you need.\r\nAnd you'd said you'd never call,\r\nBut girl you ain't seen these balls.\r\n\r\nI wanna be your man again, \r\nBut you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.\r\nAnd I know you said you'd never call,\r\nBut girl, you ain't seen my balls.\r\n\r\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\r\n(repeat)\r\n\r\n(Spoken - No Chords)\r\nI told you you'd be back.\r\nYou must've forgot.\r\nYou must've had Ballzheimer's.\r","plain_text":"Intro\nF F F F G F F F F G A A A A G A A A A G\n\nThe G note is played quickly (F F F F G F F F F G A A A A G A A A A)\n \n(Repeat this chords all the way)\n\nGirl, I know you left me,\nbut there was something I forgot to show you.\n\nBaby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.\nIt's been a while since we last spoke, but\nI need another chance. Can you give me that?\n'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.\n\nI wanna be your man again, \nBut you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.\nAnd I know you said you'd never call,\nBut girl, you ain't seen my balls.\n\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\n(repeat)\n\nMy balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.\nThey're so damn big. How big are they?\nThey're so big. It's really obnoxious.\nIt's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.\nThey're so big. I can't hold 'em back.\nEven Cartman's like, man those are fat.\nThey're so big. They're run over your feet.\nThat's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.\n\nAnd how can I be subtle, \nwhen my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?\nAnd everyone at Disney World keeps telling me\nThat Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.\nIn fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll\nFight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.\nI'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,\n'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.\n\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\n(repeat)\n\nMy balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',\nbut they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.\nAnd when the sun's right, it might cause\nA total solar eclipse of my balls.\n'Cause these things are where it's happenin',\nand when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.\nShould I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?\nNo, excuse me I'm on the chorus.\n\nI got what you need.\nAnd you'd said you'd never call,\nBut girl you ain't seen these balls.\n\nI wanna be your man again, \nBut you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.\nAnd I know you said you'd never call,\nBut girl, you ain't seen my balls.\n\nYou-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.\n(repeat)\n\n(Spoken - No Chords)\nI told you you'd be back.\nYou must've forgot.\nYou must've had Ballzheimer's.","chords":["F","G","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}