{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1032347,"song":"The Toy","artist":"Bob & Tom","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11227800-the-toy-chords-by-bob-tom/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1032347?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show\r\n[tab]Key [ch]G[/ch]\r\nVerse 1:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy baby don't want fancy things.  No diamonds, furs, or limousines[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe just wants my lovin all the time.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nto fill the void when I'm not by her side.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nVibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthe Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat takes my place when I'm not by her side.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo I asked the clerk to show me what he had.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus 2:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nhe had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nA g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA backdoor buddy, a latex fist,  that's right I said a latex fist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt was the one she wanted all along[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was a multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nVibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nthat SOB will never be the same[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe won't forget this love affair.  That toy's still in his derriere[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch] \r\nAnd now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.[/tab]","plain_text":"The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus","chords":["G","C","D","A","A7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}